Three Dumb Mice. Threedom Mice. See how they talk. See how they make me feel better about not remembering to whom I’ve told stories and when and is this a dream?

[Three Dumb Mice. Threedom Mice. See how they talk. See how they make me feel better about not remembering to whom I’ve told stories and when and is this a dream?]

Three Dumb Mice. Threedom Mice. See how they talk. See how they make me feel better about not remembering to whom I’ve told stories and when and is this a dream?

[Whether Doc Ock or Da Cock, your wife is certainly satisfied.]

Whether Doc Ock or Da Cock, your wife is certainly satisfied.

[How much cock would Doc Ock hock if Doc Ock could hock cock?]

How much cock would Doc Ock hock if Doc Ock could hock cock?

[If eatin’ ain’t cheatin’, why’re you fuckin’ the turducken?]

If eatin’ ain’t cheatin’, why’re you fuckin’ the turducken?

[The super trooper used a pooper scooper on a grouper while watching Looper bloopers with Bradley Cooper.]

The super trooper used a pooper scooper on a grouper while watching Looper bloopers with Bradley Cooper.

[I'm an interesting person. Talk WITH me, not TO me Scott. You down-talking sack of shorn horse hair.]

I'm an interesting person. Talk WITH me, not TO me Scott. You down-talking sack of shorn horse hair.

[Happy Birthday Mr. Malaka!]

Happy Birthday Mr. Malaka!

[What Papa John and John Popper did to the ZZ Topper with a corn popper brought Cyndi Lauper to tears.]

What Papa John and John Popper did to the ZZ Topper with a corn popper brought Cyndi Lauper to tears.

[It hurts when Hertz's his and her's hearses are out of stock, but if adjusting my budget lets me rent from Budget, I'd budge it.]

It hurts when Hertz's his and her's hearses are out of stock, but if adjusting my budget lets me rent from Budget, I'd budge it.

[I rate irate pirates on ire and hate.]

I rate irate pirates on ire and hate.

[Hang on. You want me to Auker, man? But I Gourley know her. I think she'd prefer a Lapkus.]

Hang on. You want me to Auker, man? But I Gourley know her. I think she'd prefer a Lapkus.

[Second cousins once removed, leave the world without any second cousins.]

Second cousins once removed, leave the world without any second cousins.

[Boom Shaka Laka, Scott is a Malaka. Please stop shaking your cock-a, Like a little pink maraca.]

Boom Shaka Laka,

Scott is a Malaka.

Please stop shaking your cock-a,

Like a little pink maraca.

[Keith brushed his teeth with a brief Latifah queef.]

Keith brushed his teeth with a brief Latifah queef.

[We make content for the eyes, content for the ears, and content for the soul. Welcome to another edition of Contenty Bang! Bang! I'm your host, Sconte]

We make content for the eyes, content for the ears, and content for the soul. Welcome to another edition of Contenty Bang! Bang! I'm your host, Scontent Aukerman.