AdultContemporaryJizz

Sleep away camp, but I’m a champ, no idea why my pants are damp.

The world will be my oyster once outside of this cloister. Nun would be better, so could be Habit forming.

The moon is waning, but I’m not complaining. I don’t like people seeing my butt.

A Tisket A Tasket, who took a crap in my basket?

Tompkins delight without fear or fright is a jiggly giggly entertainment with might

No matter how hard his day, Wolverine could always find solace in an Adam Ant Anthem.

Steve Miller’s second pet flew better than his beagle.

A mouse in a house, a rat in a frat, college admits no wrongdoing in the cat who is fat.

Bah bah smack sheep, I wool like a hit

Put a fart in a tart, the surest way to a man’s heart.

1 potato, 2 potato, 4. 3 went rolling right out the door.

I once knew a man from Nantucket. We eventually drifted apart, but we still keep in touch, especially around the holidays.

I’m a little Pol Pot, short and stout. People tend to die, whenever I pout.

A Triscuit, a gasket, I’ve got motor parts in my cracker basket.

To bee or not to bee, either way be a bug with me.

1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 grams of cocaine to blow blow blow.

I got a couple of loose grapes looking to tie one on. Vine knot!

If a horse can make my glue, and a cow can give me a burger, why can’t this duck do my taxes?

I asked my doctor to remove my hanging nong, but he said “woman”

I had a comedy bang bang. But I’ll never tell my kids I fucked two clowns.

I used to be a liberal potato farmer, I still am, but all eyes are on me.

My Russian Orphanage allowed us to exchange morals for money. It set an awful President.

My sister found a lobster in her bed and brought it to Christmas. Bit upset as I’ve been clawing my way back into their good graces for years.

The fellowship of the ring collapsed. I ended up paying and proposing by myself.

Tompkins Square? Mustaches and Bow ties are in these days.