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    I cooked a Christmas pig in my toilet. My family was not a fan of John Hamm.
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    I watched my Grandmother make crab dip. It was the happiest I’ve ever seen her.
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    I wish I had noticed the elf on my shelf, he made a GILF out of my MILF
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    I made a snowman in my yard, but he made problems in my bedroom. Turns out he was a carrot top.
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    My thoughts always run on three different tracks. Monorail Monorail Monorail.
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    I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. It might blow up if I run into Micheal Bay.
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    I had a body of work, now my bones are in retirement.
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    A tisket, a tasket, dear lord there is an elf head in this basket
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    Dating in a modern world.
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    An octopus, but the squid was a lady.

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