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    Swan song, dipthong, Ramalamadingdong. You're listening to 88.8 FM, the Eight

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    ¿Por qué es el que no es lo que estás ahora?

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey batter batter, I'm a crazy baker who talks to my ingredients.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Live fast, die young, shop at Rite-Aid for all your pharmacy needs.

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    Timmy Thompson tunes ten tin tubas, but Timmy is tone-deaf and tin is too soft a metal to resonate properly, so I don't know about all this.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Live At The Fillmore East is the 1998 release of a 1968 concert by Jefferson Airplane at New York's Fillmore East for the 30th anniversary of its open

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Let's party like it's 1999! Because it is 1999.

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    Johnson, Johnson, & Johnson-Johnson, we're the only law firm that defends incestuous marriages.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Regina City was a federal electoral district in Saskatchewan, Canada, that was represented in the Canadian House of Commons from 1935 to 1968.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    One two, buckle my shoe, three four, KAREN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE I DON’T HAVE YOUR ALIMONY CHECK

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Welcome back to the 1992 college softball national championship.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I’d like to tap that ass, as long as that ass untaps again before my next upkeep step.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I don’t wanna grow up, I want to hide in the Toys R Us until science discovers a cure for puberty.

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    All squares are rectangles, but this one is also a table.

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    How's it hanging, Daytona Beach! No? Hold on, let me look through my rolodex of local references.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Moby dick, Moby dick, gonna get me some arms real thick.

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    To the owner of a blue Honda Pilot with the Iowa plates: Nice ass.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Welcome to Portland, home of IFC's most popular comedy series.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Heads shoulders knees and toes (knees and toes), aaaaand your physical is complete sir.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Potash Mezcal Gerrymander Zambezi. Four words you never thought you'd hear today.

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What happens to a wet dream deferred? Does it shrivel up, like a penis normally does?

    By MasonNorris, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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