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Swan song, dipthong, Ramalamadingdong. You're listening to 88.8 FM, the Eight

¿Por qué es el que no es lo que estás ahora?

Hey batter batter, I'm a crazy baker who talks to my ingredients.

Live fast, die young, shop at Rite-Aid for all your pharmacy needs.

Timmy Thompson tunes ten tin tubas, but Timmy is tone-deaf and tin is too soft a metal to resonate properly, so I don't know about all this.

Live At The Fillmore East is the 1998 release of a 1968 concert by Jefferson Airplane at New York's Fillmore East for the 30th anniversary of its opening

Let's party like it's 1999! Because it is 1999.

Johnson, Johnson, & Johnson-Johnson, we're the only law firm that defends incestuous marriages.

Regina City was a federal electoral district in Saskatchewan, Canada, that was represented in the Canadian House of Commons from 1935 to 1968.

One two, buckle my shoe, three four, KAREN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE I DON’T HAVE YOUR ALIMONY CHECK

Welcome back to the 1992 college softball national championship.

I learned sex ed from the Magic: the Gathering rulebook

I don’t wanna grow up, I want to hide in the Toys R Us until science discovers a cure for puberty.

All squares are rectangles, but this one is also a table.

How's it hanging, Daytona Beach! No? Hold on, let me look through my rolodex of local references.

Moby dick, Moby dick, gonna get me some arms real thick.

To the owner of a blue Honda Pilot with the Iowa plates: Nice ass.

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Heads shoulders knees and toes (knees and toes), aaaaand your physical is complete sir.

Potash Mezcal Gerrymander Zambezi. Four words you never thought you'd hear today.

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