ThomasWSumnersIII
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Well congratulations people. Thanks to your incessant shouting, all John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidts are now deaf.
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Salutations Emperor Wonk and welcome to the Default Cosmos.
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Welcome to The Hotel California at Orlando. Its basically the same but the humidity, ugh, forget about it.
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Some say "live every day like your last", but I say live everyday like it’s 420, am I right officer.
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Worms and sunflower seeds? Man, that stuff's for the birds ya dig.
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Mighty Joe Black put Charlize Theron on the map, now lets talk about that fucking monkey.
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The thing with Karate is it teaches you to defend yourself from enemies, but not how to defend yourself from love
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A story as old as time? Impossible! Someone find my encyclopedia.
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Rock the Kazbah. But only after your homework is done!
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"Beam me up, non-binary, cisgendered person, of Scottish descent" just doesn't have the same ring to it
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Plaid and stripes always clash, and can't stop London falling
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Specifically, General Lee's General Store is now in the Pacific.
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You know what they say "If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen." By the way the kitchen is on fire.
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Some say I killed that man in cold blood. By "some" I mean all and by "man" I mean dance, so why don't you pump up the jams mister disc jockey.
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Balogna is an aphrodisiac in some small Italian villages...let's see the publicist for Oscar Mayer try and spin that.
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You know what they say; If you start a joke you can't finish, then.
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Napoleon Bonaparte? More like Napoleon Bone-me-hard am I right ladies?!
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I like the cut of your jib pilgrim, but if I catch you eyeing down my goat-wife one more time Im gonna have to open up a can of whoop butt.
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Hey, if I wanted to see those delicious flapjacks you call earlobes I would have asked to...now make like an exit sign and french off!
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In other news, Malcolm McJizzum was given the key to the city, after being elected by The Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
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Hide your horseskins dude, you act like you never seen an aspirin flatbread with drizzled nail powder.
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