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Hijinks, Tomfoolery, Shenanigans, Horseplay, Antics, Funny Business, Carrying On, Folly
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I have a suspicious package?! C'mon TSA, I came here for a pat down, not a put down
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Also why are you Austrailian and why is it so stylized... Oh God, It's a Get-Down -
Which bathroom do I use if I'm E.T.? Follow up question, what if I'm E.T. dressed up like a lady? Forget it, I'll pee right here.
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Hopefully no right wing nut-jobs burst in with walkie talkies. -
I'm here from the Egg Board to talk to you about a slightly more credible, albeit entirely inedible, egg
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We also have a new incredulous, indelible egg. It refuses to believe how much of an impact it has on you. -
In a shocking turn of events, this year, America's Next Top Model is the 16 inch USS Enterprise I built in 8th grade
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Also congrats to O'Hare International Airport for winning Project Runway -
You walk in here actin' all tough, but I know you're a softy at heart, Mr. Tinactin
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Now cure my Athlete's foot, Jock itch and Sportsman's Herpes -
This new snapchat filter makes me look like a sad, sad man
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And I never even downloaded the App, and my mirror does it too. -
Personally, I'm far more interested in the gripping domestic drama "The Secret Wife of Pets"
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Rocky relationships?