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  1. Edward James Almost
    Also why are you Austrailian and why is it so stylized... Oh God, It's a Get-Down
  2. Edward James Almost
    Hopefully no right wing nut-jobs burst in with walkie talkies.
  3. Edward James Almost
    Also buttered flies.
  4. Edward James Almost
    Rye humor
  5. Edward James Almost
    We also have a new incredulous, indelible egg. It refuses to believe how much of an impact it has on you.
  6. Edward James Almost
    Little Nicky came tumbling after
  7. Edward James Almost
    Also congrats to O'Hare International Airport for winning Project Runway
  8. Edward James Almost
    Now cure my Athlete's foot, Jock itch and Sportsman's Herpes
  9. Edward James Almost
    Wait no, not him. it was one of the other kids, who played Dewey?... It was Something Christ
  10. Edward James Almost
    And I never even downloaded the App, and my mirror does it too.
  11. Edward James Almost
    Who has the infinity stones? "Not Me"
  12. Edward James Almost
    I get it. Babies saying words wrong. Seems kinda reptarded.
  13. Edward James Almost
    Plus he gave Bill and Ted those Melvins, bogus move, dude
  14. Edward James Almost
    Rocky relationships?
  15. Edward James Almost
    Its getting a lot of buzz.
  16. Edward James Almost
    He's swatting at a bunch of little Wilford Brimleys
  17. Edward James Almost
    I also put all your Legos on it first
  18. Edward James Almost
    Now for the 29th exciting year in a row!
  19. Edward James Almost
    Godzilla is my co-pilot, Mothra is my pilot, obviously, Mothra can fly.
  20. Edward James Almost
    Really any combination of those.
  21. Edward James Almost
    The modern Prometheus is good enough, smart enough and, gosh darn it, people like him.
  22. Edward James Almost
    One of many theme songs to use the popular Herbert Hoover shoutout.
  23. Edward James Almost
    I love the Shining with Oliver Platt-man Crothers.
  24. Edward James Almost
    If you're a cyborg and you're melting make sure they get your thumb last.
  25. Edward James Almost
    Casey Anthony at the bat
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