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Sean and Hayes do a commentary to celebrate their live show at Comic-Con with guest MOSHE KASHER.

Horatio Sanz, Brian Huskey, Paul Scheer, and Jess McKenna join Matt Besser LIVE from DCM 2018! They take audience suggestions that inspire scenes about a theme park ride that checks your fear threshold, a spinning top with a compelling backstory, and the process by which M&M mascots are selected. Plus, Matt is joined by Jason Mantzoukas and winners of contest4improv4humans Can’t Tell Us Nothing (Tandiwe Kone, Jon Myles, Amechi Ngwe, Antoine W.B.) to meet gang of doll bandits, a movie quoter who hits the big time, and a baker who refuses to make a cake for vegans. (1:45-9:18) Audience Suggestion- Rollercoaster- A theme park ride that tests its patrons fear threshold. (9:25-15:00) Audience Suggestion- Jacob’s Ladder- A girl requires a backstory for her new spinning to toy. (15:12-21:26) Audience Suggestion- Lemon- A group of jingle makers try to make the next big hit. (21:31-28:41) Audience Suggestion- Mascot- M&Ms make pleads to become the new mascots. (31:26-41:15) Audience Suggestion- Marionettes- A string of doll thefts has the police alarmed. (41:25-45:01) Audience Suggestion- Dessert- A ice cream shop tries to compete with a rival’s birthday song. (45:26-51:51) Audience Suggestion- Tinder- A man who needs to use a filter in real life. (52:00-57:52) Audience Suggestion- Jangling- A group of teens tried a strain of weed that makes them murderous. (58:02-1:03:58) Audience Suggestion- Barnacle- A man competes to be the best divorced dad in the neighborhood (1:04:02-1:07:23) Audience Suggestion- Medal- An improv coach gives a group of children improvisors harsh notes. (1:07:33-16:55) Audience Suggestion- Talent Show- A man who quotes movies makes it big. (1:17:34-1:23:49) Audience Suggestion- Hair- A hair salon where they use goats to cut hair. (1:23:56-1:29:58) Audience Suggestion- Vegan- A bakery that refuses to make a wedding cake for a vegan couple.

Sketch comedy legend and best Canadian Scott Thompson (The Kids in the Hall) joins Dave and Matt this week to gush about the Kardashians, figure out who is a Muffin, Horse or Bird, and reveal secrets from the oldest bathhouse in LA. Plus, coming out in the 80’s, small batch poppers and Dave + Matt both agree Mamma Mia 2 is the best movie of all time.

Comedian Murray Hill sits down with Cameron to discuss the performance scene in New York, making your own space, and adapting to different audiences.

This week, writer Tom Bissell (The Disaster Artist) joins Amy to discuss the 1999 film “The Talented Mr. Ripley.” Tom discusses his personal connection to the film as the ostensible inspiration for Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room” before they dive into a conversation about its focus on male friendship and attraction, issues of class, and the layered performance of a young Matt Damon.

It’s hard being stuck in a small town with dreams of bigger things. Sometimes it takes a clapper to the ass to get you on your way.

Sean and Hayes do a show with GUY BRANUM, author of his book “My Life as a Goddess,” to help Chef Kevin with something.

Filmmaker Adam Egypt Mortimer joins Amy to continue Horror Movie Month with one of Adam’s all-time picks, the French 2008 film “Martyrs.” They discuss the New French Extremity movement, the film’s unorthodox exploration of trauma, and how it puts the horrifying back into the horror genre. Plus, Amy and Adam break torture porn down to its basics before making their cases as to whether “Martyrs” should enter The Canon.

The one and only Dan Savage (Savage Lovecast, Savage Love) joins Matt and Dave this week to dive super deep into non-monogamy and what it means to be monogamish, being a Broadway show queen, and meeting his husband on the dance floor. Plus pot edibles, rimming questions at 8:00am, and Dave “stalks” Grocer Joe!

Comedian Judah Friedlander (30 Rock) and journalist Stephanie Butnick (Unorthodox) join Negin to chat about the legality of Trump’s new claim that collusion is not a crime. The panel also throws out their predictions for the outcome of the Mueller investigation. Then, they dig into the potential government shutdown and Trump’s new tax cut proposal. Plus, is Twitter making everyone a comedian?

John Gemberling and Gavin Speiller join Matt Besser to get stoked over a piñata at a bachelor party, take lessons in comedy from the Southern Momma, and conduct a crime scene investigation with lurid tactics on a special improv3humans! Plus, Gemberling is back and bestiality is the topic once again. Be warned.

Bust out your party hats! Bryan and Erin celebrate yet another one of Bryan’s birthdays with stories about everything from “comedian” Darren Knight getting booed off the stage at the Just For Laughs festival (and other instances of frustrating straight male comic behavior) to Bradley Kim’s powerful message in coming out as the first openly gay military academy football player. Then, celebrated author Georgia Clark joins to talk about her new book The Bucket List, the importance of queer visibility, Australian reality TV, and much, much more!

This week Bryan brings forward the story of Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Josh Hader’s unfortunate old tweets and the weirdly disproportionate response to his apology. Then Erin discusses an incident in which a waitress in Georgia body slammed a man who groped her, and actress Genevieve Angelson joins to talk about the thrill of the live stage, her reaction to the unexpected end of ‘Good Girls Revolt,’ and helping to change the rules for a new era in Hollywood.

Comedian Brooks Wheelan joins Howard and guest co-host Jessica Chaffin to break the mold on a jam-packed Who Charted! They count down Billboard’s Top 5 Mainstream Songs while sorting out their Hogwarts Houses, and Howard makes the effort to find his inner child during the Movie Chart. Later, Jessica shares a special throwback Petty tune while Brooks and Howard reflect on their time in Hawaii together as they count down their Hot Picks.

Ahhh, Arabella! Jude has it bad. Will he throw away his dream for the first girl to catch his eye?

Marissa and Listler are back again to welcome Marina Del Rey High’s Home Economics teacher Ms. Suze Sackrider (Beth Dover) to take us through her life’s highest highs and lowest lows on another WOMP It Up! Suze talks about her rough-and-tumble childhood before past hookups come to light on “What’s Cheesing You?”. Then, Marissa and Listler offer advice on dating apps in new countries, initiating intimacy, and the importance of an engagement ring during Listler’s Love Lockdown. Plus, we’ll discover details about Suze’s dream future as she receives her very own Spotlight On.

Adam Scott Aukerman make a splash this week as they discuss R.E.M.’s twelfth studio album, Reveal. We’ll find out who wins the award for “worst guy” and where the boys found themselves on the May 14th, 2001 release date before they dive into the album track-by-track. Plus, they plot out a hat trick in an episode of “Great Docs.”

Folklore owner Pony Lee sits down with Cameron to discuss hair, Dyke Day LA, and finding balance in gender expression.

Enjoy volume 3 of improv4humans with Matt Besser’s best of music scenes, which were voted on by the fans. This episode features music from Austin Lucas, Langhorne Slim, Jenny Owen Youngs, Michael Dean Damron, The Mowgli’s, Lydia Loveless, Jeff Rosenstock, Chris Farren, Radical Face, The Staves, and Lucero. Their music inspires scenes about home security booby traps, the future of Mexican food, an Xbox that holds your marbles, and much more. Be a good humon, and support these musicians by purchasing music off their websites.

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Actor Lakeith Stanfield joins Scott to talk about his first performances, auditioning for FX’s Atlanta, and his new film Sorry to Bother You. Then, dialect coach Darlington Cassel stops by to take us through a selection of her accents, and department store employee Nancy Yi drops in to explain why she isn’t having fun at her job.

Mike Mitchell, Ego Nwodim, and Craig Rowin join Matt Besser this week for scenes about a birthday bash for a hamburger, the mental state of wearing pants, and a bitcoin scam. Later, we’ll visit the final round of Chuck E. Cheese mascot auditions, a cutthroat piñata party, and an ass-eating bar.

Journalist Mike Pesca (The Gist) and rapper MC Frontalot (Question Bedtime) join Negin to chat about Michael Cohen’s secret recordings of Trump. Then, the panel delves into Trump’s plan to give billions in aid to farmers hurt by tariffs and they take a closer look at the impact of the tax cuts. But first, the panel asks some basic economic questions: What are tariffs? Why do farmers need aid? Should we be worried about the national debt? Lastly, they chat about small acts of kindness and Negin shares why planting flowers brought her closer to her neighbors.

Marina Del Rey High’s shop teacher Gary Gove Jensen (Greg Hess) joins Marissa and Listler for this week’s WOMP It Up! Gary describes his experience teaching everything from lean-tos to self defense before getting into his hometown heroes during Hot Topix. Then, we’ll hear about the beef with Bulletproof coffee during What’s Cheesing You, and things get personal on Listler’s Love Lockdown before Gary digs deep to find out what made him who he is today during Spotlight On.

Executive Director Amber Hikes sits down with Cameron to discuss her role at the Philadelphia’s Office of LGBT Affairs, the Philly Pride Flag, and solidarity from your position of privilege.