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  1. D’Arcy Carden (The Good Place, Broad City) and Paul Scheer (How Did This Get Made?, The League) star in a new musical about sexy night hikes, wolves disguised as little girls giving relationship advice, and wolves taking over a Home Depot. Recorded live at the UCB Sunset Theatre in Los Angeles, theater-goers will be entranced by such stand-out hits as “Let My Wolf Out Tonight,” “Corporate Animal,” “Find the Wolf Man,” and many more. Stick around for a behind the scenes discussion about the production with the cast and crew!
  2. Next week, Amy will be joined by Tom Reimann and Abe Epperson of Cracked Movie Club for a Tom Cruise head-to-head: Top Gun vs. Minority Report Top Gun is available to view on Amazon here: http://a.co/fZGh3R3 and on YouTube here: Minority Report is available to view on Amazon here: http://a.co/0cRZ1Bn and on YouTube here:
  3. John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri, Jen D’Angelo, and Colton Dunn join Matt Besser for a live improv4humans! They take audience suggestions that inspire scenes about anti-drug performance artists, a down on his luck checkers champ, and stuffed animals that emit terrifying sounds. Later, they look for a Michael Chiklis cardboard cutout for a bachelorette party before visiting a doomsday bunker with highly specific amenities. 305 - John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri, Jen D’Angelo, Colton Dunn (1:08 - 8:28) Intro Story - Jen’s interpretation of the “Total Eclipse of the Heart” music video - Students at an all-boys school titillate their new principal (8:29 - 16:33) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Colton acted in an anti-drug show - Anti-drug performance artists pitch new ways to appeal to kids (17:01 - 22:52) Audience Suggestion - Allergy - A house guest demands the host’s wife leave the house because of her cat allergies (23:09 - 29:58) Audience Suggestion - Onions - A chef uses cutting onions as an excuse to get emotional (32:43 - 39:14) Crap on Youtube - “Magnus Carlsen Strikes Back at Maurice Ashley! 2017 Paris Grand Chess Tour - Checkers tournament loser gets belittled by a reporter (39:15 - 48:46) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Chuck E. Cheese’s got rid of the animatronics - Kids plan their birthday parties with extremely basic requests (48:47 - 58:50) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Besser’s daughter was gifted extremely obnoxious stuffed animals - Toy manufacturers show off stuffed animals that make horrifying noises (59:55 - 1:09:08) Crap on Youtube - “Watch These High Schoolers Get Pepper Sprayed By Their Teacher” - Sex ed teacher uses practical means to show students how it feels to get jizzed in their eyes (1:09:17 - 1:18:41) Audience Suggestion - Snowman - Seeking a cardboard cutout of Michael Chiklis for the bachelorette party (1:18:43 - 1:16:12) Crap on Youtube - “An Inside Look at Doomsday Bunker Homes with $2 Million Price Tag” - Potential buyers check out a doomsday bunker with highly specific amenities
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    Episode 351 - Five Aside

    Actor Chris Geere (You’re the Worst) joins Howard and Kulap for this week’s Who Charted! They talk about Jake Paul’s follower fallout and Chris tells how he likes his soccer during the Music Chart. Then, Chris recounts his horror movie roles while they count down the Movie Chart. Finally, Stard joins in for Two Charted where the gang counts down Kevin’s Hot Picks before launching into a Girl Group Edition of the H. Michael Quiz.
  5. The amazing Guy Branum (Talk Show the Game Show) joins the guys to talk about losing your virginity, deep horrible crushes, and binge watching every season of Survivor in 2 months (yes, EVERY season). Plus, Matt talks acupuncture and Dave shares his love of “Lisa D from CT”! PS, call us if you need advice! 424-248-8978
  6. The ACLU got a lot of heat last week when their neutral free speech stance had them defending the alt right in Charlottesville. We talk to ACLU Senior Staff Attorney Lee Rowland about the organization’s decision to change course and not defend groups that protest with firearms and the effect that will have on their methods going forward. Historian Mark Bray teaches Kamau and Hari how to pronounce Antifa and what the group is all about. And April Reign, a co-creator of trending hashtag #NoConfederate, talks about why the ‘Game of Thrones’ producers should think twice about creating a TV show where black people are enslaved again. Follow our guests! Lee Rowland: https://www.aclu.org/bio/lee-rowland Mark Bray (@Mark_Bray): https://markmbray.wordpress.com April Reign (@ReignOfApril): http://www.reignofapril.com For updates on us, follow Politically Re-Active on Facebook and Twitter (@PoliticReActive.) Send us your comments using the #politicallyreactive. Thanks! Check out Hari’s tour dates and albums at Harikondabolu.com and for all Kamau’s projects check out wkamaubell.com.
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    Episode 502 - Reese's Feces

    Comedy superstar Andy Richter returns this week to talk about co-hosting Conan and to help fix everything about Comic-Con. Then, Denmark native Tina Danish arrives to map out her plan to achieve a Guinness World Record, and educator Patricia Primm makes a scheduled appearance to give etiquette tips and to perform some observational humor.
  8. This week, Bryan and Erin discuss a crisis pregnancy center in Northern Ireland that uses scented candles to discourage abortions plus Trump’s ridiculous nominee for chief scientist of the Department of Agriculture. Then, they welcome actress and comedian Jessica Chaffin to talk skin care routines, the American Heroes channel, and awful childhood shopping experiences.
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    Homework: Top Gun (1986) vs. Minority Report (2002)

    Sorry everyone! Made a mistake! We have done Mission Impossible. Next week will be Top Gun vs. Minority Report. Albert Brooks' Real Life will be in September.
  10. Michael Nordine of IndieWire joins Amy this week to honor the Twin Peaks revival with a special David Lynch head-to-head! They pit the enigmatic director’s 1977 horror film “Eraserhead” against the 1986 neo-noir “Blue Velvet,” touching on the foreshadowing of body horror trends, male postpartum depression, Jack Nance’s captivating face, why Kyle MacLachlan screams leading man, and Isabella Rossellini’s portrayal of the ultimate femme fatale.
  11. Actress Lovie Simone (Greenleaf) joins Emily and Deanna this week to share her makeup expertise! Lovie talks meeting Oprah, which beauty trend she wishes would disappear, and contouring tips before telling her bad edge story and playing a game of Savvy, Thirsty, or Thavvy.
  12. Truth is, ya gotta pay the bills, and having a little “fuck you money” don’t hurt neither. For more Hollywood Masterclass, subscribe to Stitcher Premium (www.howl.fm/hollywood).
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    Homework - Seconds (1966)

    Next week, Amy will be joined by film critic Matt Zoller Seitz to discuss the 1966 film "Seconds." "Seconds" is available to watch on Amazon here: http://a.co/bLLCHif
  14. Cory Branan returns along with Will Hines, Sean Conroy, Mary Holland, and Seth Morris for a musical improv4humans! Cory plays songs off his new album “Adios” that inspire scenes about toilet paper slogans, goofy high school sports nicknames, and an overly affectionate doctor. Plus, we find out what happens when Grandpa brings his second head to Thanksgiving dinner. Episode 304 - Cory Branan, Will Hines, Sean Conroy, Mary Holland, Seth Morris (4:31 - 25:32) Let’s Hear A Song - “Only I Know” [4:55 - 6:38] - 1. Toilet paper company pitches slogans based on pop songs (6:39 - 14:53) / 2. High school sports team members get goofy nicknames (15:09 - 25:25) (27:26 - 53:12) Let’s Listen to Another Song - “Imogene” [27:59 - 31:24] - 1. Will tries to repair his relationship by listing everything he hates about himself (31:29 - 42:36) / 2. Patient misinterprets checkups with a doctor as a relationship (43:00 - 53:00) (54:09 - 1:20:02) Let’s Listen to Another Song - “The Vow” [55:01 - 59:08] - 1. House shoppers are more interested in hidden treasure than the actual property (59:10 - 1:12:25) / 2. Grandpa pranks everyone with his second head at Thanksgiving dinner (1:12:28 - 1:19:47) (1:20:05 - 1:35:07) Let’s Listen to Another Song - “Don’t Go” [1:20:59 - 1:24:55] - Stubborn grandma needs to be argued into accepting her death
  15. Eliot Glazer (Broad City) joins the guys this week to do a deep dive on the Golden Girls, sudden long term relationship endings, and Terri Polo, Terri Polo… & more Terri Polo. If you have love, sex, coming out, or any kind of life questions / issues, give us a ring!: 424-248-8978
  16. Bryan and Erin take a moment this week to address the tragic events in Charlottesville and to discuss what we can do moving forward. Then, they dive into a story about a Missouri high school that censored its gay students’ yearbook quotes as well as the history of female involvement with the Ku Klux Klan. Plus, guests Kimmy Gatewood and Rebekka Johnson talk about how they developed their fabulous wrestling skills for the Netflix series GLOW before launching into a game of Shade or No Shade.
  17. Kamau and Hari dive deep into the events that stirred the nation this past weekend in Charlottesville, Virginia. One of the largest white supremacist demonstrations in recent US history led to the death of anti-racist protester Heather Heyer and injured many others. Journalist/activist Spencer Sunshine explains the historical background of white supremacy groups in America and how they organize themselves today. We also hear from Media Matters senior fellow Matthew Gertz, community organizer Rosa Clemente, Pastor Michael McBride, and OUR LISTENERS. They all share how they’re processing this moment and taking action. Follow our guests: Spencer Sunshine (@transform6789) https://spencersunshine.com/publications/ Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) https://www.mediamatters.org/authors/matt-gertz/51 Rosa Clemente (@rosaclemente) http://rosaclemente.net Pastor Michael McBride (@pastormykmac) http://www.livefreeusa.org For updates on us, follow Politically Re-Active on Facebook and Twitter (@PoliticReActive.) Send us your comments using the #politicallyreactive. Thanks! Check out Hari’s tour dates and albums at Harikondabolu.com and for all Kamau’s projects check out wkamaubell.com.
  18. Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham, and Will Hines join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! They perform scenes about a group audition involving jetpacks, having your name drawn out by an improv coach, and a couple that won’t tolerate peeking while kissing. Plus, a family game of Monopoly gets extremely tense, and Jessica goes through a series of challenges in order to change her IMDB profile picture. 303 - Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham, Will Hines (0:50 - 20:07) Intro Story - Besser said he could ride a wheelie in his special skills - A group audition requires knowledge of how to use a jetpack (20:08 - 29:20) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Besser coaching Monkeydick - Urban Outfitters starts selling backpacks full of cats (29:51 - 44:32) Let’s Talk Some More About That - How the improvisers’ names have changed over the years - Will gets his name overextended by improv coach (48:04 - 55:30) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Lennon’s blue man group audition - Final round of blue man group auditions comes down to a blue dick (56:11 - 1:09:09) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Keeping your eyes open during sex - A couple accuses each other of peeking while kissing (1:09:12 - 1:26:01) WTF Is Going On? - Taiwan Parliament gets violent - A family game of monopoly gets extremely tense (1:26:02 - 1:41:00) Letter From a Fan...Or Is It? - Someone emailed Besser asking him to be their comedic sidekick - Jessica has to go through a series of zones to get her IMDB pic changed
  19. It’s a tale of competing teenage soccer teams in the brand-new musical “LEAVING YOUR HEART ON THE FIELD.” Betsy Sodaro joins in for the musical offering of a lifetime by way of hit numbers such as “Sports Boner”, “Empty Nest Syndrome”, “You Like My Face” and many more in this timeless classic that will remind you that with every new day comes a new kid.
  20. Actress Azure Parsons joins Matt this week to discuss her role as Charmaine Boudreaux on the hit television series “True Detective.” She tells Matt about her first reaction to reading her part as well as the strategies she took to enmesh herself into such a dark mindset. Then, she shares the unusual way in which she nabbed the role and her recollections of run-ins with Woody Harrelson. Later, Matt gets fellow “True Detective” actors Christopher Berry and Dave Davis on the line to talk about getting roughed up by Matthew McConaughey and how they landed on the right motivations for their characters.
  21. Child actress Ella Anderson joins Emily and Deanna this week to talk about her new film “The Glass Castle.” She talks about playing a young Brie Larson and working with Woody Harrelson before they dive into Ella’s skin care line, “Aiko by Ella.” Later, the girls get Ella to dish on who she knows and how she feels about them.
  22. Welcome to NICOLE BYER from Loosely Exactly Nicole to talk about the game show Family Feud she did and to do other funny shows.
  23. On the premiere episode of HOMOPHILIA, Dave Holmes and Matt McConkey welcome the amazing Cameron Esposito (Take My Wife, Queery) to the studio to talk about bad break-ups, poorly-timed tattoos, her wife Rhea’s tiny hat, and more on what they’re loving & who they loving.
  24. This week, Kamau and Hari cope with possible nuclear threat, learn how Jessica Byrd helps underrepresented communities engage in the political process, and “bravely” release the interview with Jake Tapper. How has the Trump administration affected Tapper’s reporting style? Why hasn’t Byrd given up all hope on the Democratic party? ALL OF THIS IS ANSWERED HERE. Find Jessica Byrd on Twitter at @JessicaLBYRD and at http://threepointstrategies.org. Follow Jake Tapper on Twitter at @jaketapper and on CNN as host of ‘The Lead’ (4pm ET) and ‘State of the Union’ (9am and 12pm ET). For updates about us, follow Politically Re-Active on Facebook and Twitter (@PoliticReActive) and send us your comments using the #politicallyreactive. Thanks! Check out Hari’s tour dates and albums at Harikondabolu.com and for all Kamau’s projects check out wkamaubell.com.
  25. Bryan and Erin spend some time this week digging into the leather-bound collection of nonsense Suzanne Venker calls her new book as well as the concept of the unloving “Alpha Female.” Then, they give a rundown of Australia’s messy gay marriage situation, and writer Diallo Riddle sits in to talk about writing for Jimmy Fallon and to share his feelings about everything from Despacito to sex after Chinese food.
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