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Gar Ryness and Jonah Keri return to Sklarbro Country this week to dive headfirst into a discussion about the World Baseball Classic. They talk to the Sklars about why the Classic amps up the enthusiasm from the crowd and share personal stories of meeting Evan Gattis and witnessing Adam Jones’ insane catch. Plus, they deliberate on the new big stat of 2017, and finally, the Bros call up Ozzie Guillen to hear about his new Pony League team.

Welcome to Ronna and Beverly! Paul Scheer presents this bonus episode introducing the ladies and their world. Backstories, catchphrases, and helpful tidbits abound, and it’s all here in one guide to catch you up to speed – and, hopefully, to help you #convertafriend!

Award-winning actor Vincent D’Onofrio joins Kevin and Kamau this week to offer a mini-masterclass in the craft of performance. He talks about what led to him to character acting and sinking his teeth into the role of Kingpin on “Daredevil” before listing his Top 5 Denzel Films and sharing the story of how he met the man himself.

Actor and improviser Kate Lambert from “Teachers” on TV Land joins Emily and Deanna this week to talk about the joys of teaching and why it’s important to think before you search. Plus, Kate shares the best way to play hard to get on dating sites before we find out whether cruise wear and blossom hats are in or out.

Adam McKay and Neil Casey join Matt Besser for a spAdam McKay and Neil Casey join Matt Besser for a special improv3humans! They perform scenes about a gourmet cook who uses Chef Boyardee sauce in his recipes, a boy with a talent for hiding and complaining, and a skydiver who is concerned about his vintage shoes. Plus, a Home Shopping Network agent is excessively judgmental, and the race for the title of World’s Youngest Record Holder gets heated. 282 - Neil Casey, Adam McKay (4:28 - 9:08) Twitter Suggestion - Jungle - Tour guide treats the “parrot” as a metaphor (9:14 - 16:32) Question from Listener - “What’s the best thing you’ve ever cooked?” - A gourmet chef uses junk food ingredients (16:38 - 26:54) Crap on Youtube - “WifeSwap Kid Leaves After Junk Food Is Thrown Out” - A son’s favorite hobby is hiding and complaining (28:37 - 33:04) Twitter Suggestion - “Chapstick” - Neil sculpts nude figures, then masturbates to them (33:10 - 39:31) Let’s Talk Some More About That - The world’s oldest structure - Archaeologists argue about who gets to extract an ancient body (40:19 - 48:30) Crap on Youtube - “How XFinity Treats their Customers” - Going to your investment banker for pink eye (49:37 - 54:40) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Energy predictions - A skydiver is mostly concerned about his vintage shoes (54:51 - 1:01:09) Question from Listener - “Have you ever bought anything from the home shopping network?” - An HSN service agent acts very judgmental towards customers (1:01:17 - 1:08:14) Crap on Youtube - “6 Month Old Girl Breaks Record by Waterskiing Before She Can Walk” - Applying for the Guinness record for “youngest record holder” (1:11:43 - 1:17:55) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Lady had someone film her working out - A gym patron won’t stop licking the equipment (1:18:06 - 1:24:02) Question from Listener - “Do you think that a physical or mental illness should be disclosed on a first date?” - Person with Tourette’s has a hard time on a date, but mostly because they’re an asshole

Welcome back to I Am Bride with your host Evelyn Chanel (Laura Willcox). It’s your guide to everything wedding as Evelyn brings on the World’s Most Prolific Bridesmaid, Annabelle Tool, to give the back-altar scoop on why gift donations are the worst possible option and to share some juicy bridal secrets. Plus, Traci Rearden pops by to help her Twitter followers with some tricky matrimony questions in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Jason Mantzoukas, Sasheer Zamata, Noel Wells, Horatio Sanz, and Dan Deacon join Matt Besser for live scenes about confusing coffee shop measurements, selling celebrity turds on eBay, and a low-budget rock tour. Plus, Lou Reed seeks snacks, and Dan uses his electronic stylings to supplement a trip through the dreamscape. 283 - Jason Mantzoukas, Sasheer Zamata, Noel Wells, Horatio Sanz (2:50 - 7:23) Audience Suggestion - “Fireworks” - A coffee shop uses confusing measurements (7:29 - 15:55) Audience Suggestion - “Haircut” - Selling a celebrity’s literal shit on eBay (16:01 - 28:40) Let’s Listen to a Song - “When I Was Done Dying” - Doing illegal things is okay if they are done quietly enough (31:04 - 37:49) Audience Suggestion - “Space Travel” - Passengers on a trip around the moon can’t stand each other (37:52 - 42:03) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Malaysian flight? - Performing comedy right after a terrible event (43:03 - 48:59) Audience Suggestion - “Magic Cards” - The birthday girl gets ignored because she doesn’t know Harry Potter very well (49:07 - 55:03) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Earliest driving license - A band plans the reunion tour after having their driving licenses revoked (58:57 - 1:04:06) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Lou Reed encounter - Lou Reed seeks snacks (1:04:22 - 1:12:25) Audience Suggestion - “rated R” - Arrested for stressing out your dad until he got cancer (1:12:33 - 1:20:48) Question from Audience - “What’s the first lie you remember telling your parents?” - Taking a journey through the dreamscape

Writing combo and psychiatric studs Dr. Michael Bennett and his daughter Sarah join Ronna and Beverly this week to show off their new book “F*ck Love” and to chat with the girls about why marriage is like hiring a secretary, how religious differences don’t have to matter in a relationship, and at what point biting stops being okay. Plus, they tackle the hard stuff, like how best to fight the vagina fire in a long-term relationship. Check out the Bennetts’ new book “F*ck Love: One Shrink’s Sensible Advice for Finding a Lasting Relationship” HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Love-Shrinks-Sensible-Finding-Relationship/dp/1501140566

Actor Tim Baltz (Shrink) joins the Sklars this week to talk about selling his show The Second City Project, his Michigan fanhood, and auditioning for SNL. Plus, they get into Russia’s doping woes and LaVar Ball’s public dissing during Quick Hits, and later, the Bros call up Dennis Rodman to hear about his possible cabinet appointment.

Actress and improviser D’Arcy Carden (The Good Place) joins Howard and Kulap for this week’s Who Charted! She helps Howard reenact a Coffee Bean confrontation before they count down The Top 5 Shazam Songs of the Week, and we hear of meth zombies and Kulap’s award aspirations during the TV Chart. Later, Howard assesses the French influence on his cell phone while they count down Kevin's Hot Picks on Two Charted.

Co-host Cassandra Freeman fills in for Kamau this week to help Kevin address the recent hit “Get Out.” They toast to the special occasion and touch on the film’s take on the new “white people pass,” the strength of the supporting cast, and Jordan Peele’s superb directing abilities. Plus, Cassandra explains what the film got right about the feeling of “only-ness.”

Hayes and Sean are joined by MARY HOLLAND, LAUREN LAPKUS, and ERIN WHITEHEAD to talk about doing comedy as a group.

Taylor Tomlinson (Last Comic Standing) joins Emily and Deanna this week for conversations about finding her niche in comedy at sixteen, Adam DeVine’s House Party, and the perks of the Amazon Fire Stick. Plus, the girls shoot rapid-fire questions at Taylor to find out more about her stances on sexy photo safety, her favorite pop singers, and the fast pace of content creation.

Writer and host of “Hollywood Handbook” Hayes Davenport joins Howard and Kulap this week to review his favorite fake fights. They deal with the recent chartroversy and list their top Kyles while counting down Spotify’s Top 5 US Songs, and Howard presents a spider’s quandary during the Movie Chart. Plus, they talk fresh restaurant ventures and tackle a listener question regarding theme park hacks during Two Charted.

“Love”-ers Gillian Jacobs and Paul Rust join Scott to talk about grilling auditionees for their show and why fire hydrants belong in the New No-Nos. Plus, children’s entertainer Big Chunky Bubbles returns to discuss his favorite chowders and the proper methods of meat sculpting. Finally, the gang plays the Comedy Bang Bang Dating Game to see which of the lucky men makes the perfect husband for Gillian.

Comedian Pete Holmes (Crashing) joins the Sklars this week to communicate deep thoughts! Randy and Jason cover the World Baseball Classic as their story of the week and chat with Pete about the thrills of having his own show, the golden age of the Italian voice, and the powers of meditation. During Quick Hits, they talk about Arian Foster’s wolf gambit and Russia’s new sport, and finally, the Sklars call Nicolage Cage to check in on his troubled son.

Shauna McGarry (Bajillion Dollar Propertie$, 24) joins Howard and Kulap on this week’s Who Charted! She gives the inside scoop on writing for “Take My Wife” and what it was like to be schoolmates with Katy Perry before they count down Stereogum’s Top 5 Songs of the Week. They discuss prime Russian streams and Coffee Bean heroism during the TV Chart, and we hear listener questions and tales of the good and bad folks Howard met this week while the gang counts down Kevin’s Hot Picks on Two Charted.

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Kevin and Kamau hunker down this week to offer their long-awaited critique of the infamous Denzel debut feature, “Carbon Copy.” But first, they discuss recent topics such as Jordan Peele’s success with “Get Out” and the alternate reality in which Denzel played Vincent in “Pulp Fiction.” Then they dive into “Carbon Copy,” noting how it would be received were it released today, Denzel’s purposeful injections into the film, and their favorite awful lines.

SourceFed’s Ava Gordy joins Emily and Deanna this week to discuss her preferred news stories to cover, the Petty Patty craze, and the business merits of Instagram. Plus, Ava tells the story of her involvement with Bee Movie memes, and Engineer Brett shares his personal connection to Salt Bae.

Sean and Hayes discuss the big snafu. Then IKE BARINHOLTZ comes in to talk about the major spoof movies he’s done and to read one written by the hosts.

Special musical guests The Staves join John Gemberling, Eugene Cordero, Shaun Diston, and Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans. The Staves play songs that inspire scenes about a prison tattoo with terrible side effects, misunderstanding the concept of an Xbox, and a band that compliments every city but the one they’re playing in. Plus, John has a hard time getting his name spelled correctly at Starbucks, and telekinetic children push the boundaries of acceptable behavior.

Actor, comedian, and director of “Fist Fight” Richie Keen joins Randy and Jason for this week’s Sklarbro Country! We hear about Jerry Lawler’s crime reminder and an Alberta man stockpiling missiles before the Sklars talk to Richie about his ten-year directing career and his Rage Against the Machine story. During Quick Hits, they discuss a severe bowling uniform infraction and Jose Abreu’s smuggling testimony, and Dick Vitale stops by to give his assessment of this year’s March Madness.

Co-head writer of SNL Chris Kelly joins Ronna and Beverly this week to chat about which cast members he thinks should be fired, his entrance into the comedy world, keeping up with the fast pace of current events, Kellyanne Conway’s stand-up, his movie “Other People,” and much, much more.

Kamau makes his long-awaited return this week to catch up on the world of Denzel with Kevin. They discuss the 89th Academy Awards ceremony, touching on speeches made by Viola Davis and Mahershala Ali before praising the unexpected success of “Moonlight” and the coolness Denzel injected into the historic evening.