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  1. Please enjoy the fifth Earmovie of Season 3, “Selznick’s Folly” written by Gesha-Marie Bland. It stars Yvette Nicole Brown (Hattie McDaniel), Ryan Mulkay (David O. Selznick), M.C. Gainey (LB Mayer), Sam Page (Clark Gable), Franklin Leonard (Walter White), Lyndon Smith (Marcela), Judith Hoag (Susan Myrick), Sharon Leal (Ruby Goodwin), Terri Abney (Butterfly McQueen), and Cooper Thornton (Narrator).


  2. Comedian Myq Kaplan joins Kevin this week to discuss the 2006 Spike Lee joint “Inside Man.” Myq offers up tips on how to know when to get married as well as his rundown of what makes a solid heist movie before listing his Top 5 Denzel Films. Then, they dive into a dissection of “Inside Man,” touching on the importance of the film’s twist, the craziness Clive Owen brings to the project, and the thrill of being able to trust no one. Lastly, Myq and Kevin give “Inside Man” its official Denzel rating.


  3. D’Arcy Carden, Gavin Speiller, and Chad Carter join Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! They take suggestions from listeners that inspire scenes about putting Da Vinci’s garbage on display, a combat instructor who can’t deal with tiny injuries, and helping a farmer produce the biggest jug of milk for the fair. Plus, ethicist Randy Cohen calls in to settle the Subway debate, and a couple deals with an infestation of hypotheticals.

     

     

     

     

    286 - D’Arcy Carden, Chad Carter, Gavin Speiller

     

    (1:13 - 10:43) Twitter Suggestion - Cabinets - A real estate agent tries to sell a house full of damp porno mags

     

    (10:49 - 20:20) Question from Listener - “How did you handle the first time you had independence?” - D’Arcy throws a party but doesn’t want to get involved in the fun

     

    (21:42 - 29:25) What The Fuck Is Going On? - Waiter demands proof of residency - Waiter won’t seat patrons because he doesn’t want to provide sustenance to terrorists

     

    (29:30 - 38:11) Twitter Suggestion - Pointillism - Putting Da Vinci’s garbage on display

     

    (38:35 - 46:32) Crap on Youtube - “Firearm Instructor Fail” - Combat instructor gets taken down by tiny injuries

     

    (46:39 - 54:35) Question from Listener - “Have you ever broken or stolen something, and then went back to replace it?” - Helping a farmer produce the biggest jug of milk for the fair

     

    (54:42 - 1:20:26) Case Closed - Subway employee’s testimony and Randy Cohen, ethicist - Loud noises force a couple to yell during an otherwise civil conversation

     

    (1:20:31 - 1:24:25) Let’s Talk Some More About That - An argument about eating a roommate’s Fig Newtons leads to hypotheticals seeping into real life

     

    (1:24:32 - 1:29:11) Let’s Talk Some More About That - That old man should be commended for speaking up - Allowing injustices to happen because you’re too lazy to say anything

     

    (1:29:17 - 1:39:23) Let’s Talk Some More About That - When is a confrontation worth it? - Matt consults a spoiled 12 year old boy about the Subway fiasco


  4. Comedian Nick Thune returns to Who Charted this week to share his greatest memories of Dane Cook! Nick talks about his new special “Good Guy” and identifies his favorite Mariner while the gang counts down the Top 5 Songs of Billboard 100. Then, he shares details of his upcoming tour and why red-eyes and Ambien don’t mix during the Video Game Chart, and Stard helps Kulap and Howard count down Kevin’s Hot Picks while they break down family communications on Two Charted.


  5. Veteran Redditor Jack Delray joins Emily and Deanna this week to give them a crash course in using the front page of the internet, the mighty Reddit itself. Jack enlightens the girls about the power of upvoting, the appeal of the niche communities, and how to navigate the overwhelming interface. Plus, Jack shares tips on how to sniff out a corporate plant before they attempt to figure out just what a “gilding” really is.


  6. Comedian Al Madrigal (The Daily Show) joins the Sklars this week to talk about his new series “I’m Dying Up Here” and the golden era of stand-up comedy. Al and the boys discuss how the scene has changed since the 70s, why Al was called out for wearing a “bitch jacket,” and whether the 49ers will ever be good again. Plus, we hear about Trevone Boykin’s unfortunate parking job and Pacman Jones’s casino ejection, and later, Doug Buffone calls from beyond the grave to assess Jay Cutler’s prospects after being released from the Bears.


  7. Comic Santina Muha joins Ronna & Beverly this week to shed light on her wide berth of comedic pursuits, from improv to storytelling. The girls make Santina prove she speaks Italian before they get into various studio complaints, their favorite beaches in Sicily, and finally, Santina shares the childhood incident that made her swear off singing forever.


  8. Can a local historian let me know if I'm right in thinking this is Jane's first appearance? I'm sure if I just finished Who Charted and started listening to this, Scott either mentioning that or not would let me know if it was the case but lately my work hasn't allowed me the mindlessness to actually pay attention enough to podcasts to listen to them during the day.

     

    This concludes a tale that no one cares about,

    Thank you

     

    It is indeed her first appearance

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  9. Musical guest Lucero joins Mookie Blaiklock, Gil Ozeri, Chad Carter, and Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans! Lucero performs a selection of songs that inspire scenes about a family taking up too much of the prayer quota, the stress of short-distance relationships, and hiking the entire Appalachian trail to break up with your boyfriend. Plus, a magician freaks out the local children, and a new inductee into hell manages to annoy Satan himself.


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    Chris Chalk (Gotham) returns this week to join Kevin in discussions about everything from big problems with “Iron Fist” to the wealth of strong performances in “Get Out.” Then they dive into the latest black people homework film “I Am Not Your Negro” and Chris shares details of his upcoming wedding. Finally, the pair performs a series of scenes from “Fences.”

     


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    Chris Chalk (Gotham) returns this week to join Kevin in discussions about everything from big problems with “Iron Fist” to the wealth of strong performances in “Get Out.” Then they dive into the latest black people homework film “I Am Not Your Negro” and Chris shares details of his upcoming wedding. Finally, the pair performs a series of scenes from “Fences.”

     


  12. Stars of “Dropping the Soap” Jane Lynch, Kate Mines, and Paul Witten join Scott to talk about typical soap opera stuff and how they forged their friendships at a beauty supply store. Then, new daddy Curtis stops by to share the lessons he’s learning about babies (as well as his nastiest habits) and entrepreneur Wanda Dumps explains how to make jewelry out of your children’s old body bits.


  13. Our guest this week is Akilah… obviously! Akilah Hughes – otherwise known as Akilah Obviously – is a writer, comedian, and YouTuber who talks as easily about race, feminism, and intersectionality as she does pizza, hair, and punching Nazis. In this conversation, our hosts chat with Akilah about her life as a creator and the videos she’s most proud of (like the fantastic series, “This Shouldn’t Be News”). We also dive into what it’s like to be a black woman in media in the time of #blackwomenatwork and share the smart and hilarious content you ought to add to your queue. So hit play – obviously!

    Watch Akilah’s videos on her YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/smoothiefreak! And follow Akilah on Twitter: @akilahobviously.


  14. Improviser, comedian, and actress Andrée Vermeulen (Angie Tribeca) joins Howard and Kulap for this week’s Who Charted! They count down the Top 5 Spotify Songs in the US as Andrée shows off her freestyling skills, and they get into Scarlett Johansson’s sci-fi credentials and the Disney nostalgia boom during the Movie Chart. Later, we hear about Howard’s alternate identity Horse Pestrasnik and polygamist foodies during Two Charted.


  15. Co-founder of the online magazine “Whilst” Devon Johnson sits down with Emily and Deanna this week to analyze how millennials get their news. Devon shares the story of how she founded her website, which focuses on sharing personal narratives of change, as well as her thoughts on carbonated beverages and the joy of mail-ordered glasses.


  16. Gar Ryness and Jonah Keri return to Sklarbro Country this week to dive headfirst into a discussion about the World Baseball Classic. They talk to the Sklars about why the Classic amps up the enthusiasm from the crowd and share personal stories of meeting Evan Gattis and witnessing Adam Jones’ insane catch. Plus, they deliberate on the new big stat of 2017, and finally, the Bros call up Ozzie Guillen to hear about his new Pony League team.


  17. Director Richie Keen (Fist Fight) joins Howard and Kulap this week to count down the latest in chart trends! They talk mind-slimming and debate what music suits ramming best while counting down the Top 5 Songs on iTunes, and Richie gives the inside scoop on his upcoming directorial projects during the Movie Chart. Finally, Stard joins the gang for Two Charted to talk about ear protection essentials and to check out Kevin’s Hot Picks.


  18. Actor and improviser Kate Lambert from “Teachers” on TV Land joins Emily and Deanna this week to talk about the joys of teaching and why it’s important to think before you search. Plus, Kate shares the best way to play hard to get on dating sites before we find out whether cruise wear and blossom hats are in or out.

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