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    Sklarbro Country’s celebrity gallery has gathered once again to celebrate the new year! Randy and Jason welcome special guests Dennis Rodman, Dick Vitale, Tilda Swinton, Fat Matthew McConaughey, Kris Kristofferson, both Nicholas Cages, Sam Elliott, Ken Kratz, Steven Avery, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Steven Seagal, Michael Caine, Javier Bardem, Manny Pacquiao, and many, many more to reflect on the past year and to share their plans for 2017.

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    Actor and comedian Baron Vaughn joins Kevin and newly-returned Kamau this week to discuss Denzel’s recent film “Fences.” They chat about the best way to deal with recording snafus and swap Denzel Top Fives before diving into a discussion on the film, noting the changes from stage to screen and praising Viola Davis’s powerhouse performance. All this and more before “Fences” receives an official Denzel rating.

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    Special musical guest Radical Face (Ben Cooper, Josh Lee) joins Dan Lippert, Jon Gabrus, and Stephanie Allynne along with Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans. Ben and Josh serenade the improvisers with tunes that inspire scenes about schoolkids that refuse to be buddies, the search for a time-traveling daughter, and the least badass dude in a bar. Later, a dead uncle tries to sell cars at a seance, and Stephanie has a hard time bringing her dog back to life.

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    Actor/writer Tim Baltz helps Howard and Kulap usher in a new year of charting on this week's Who Charted! Tim dishes on having his show "Shrink" picked up by Seeso before the gang hops into Spotify's Top 5 Songs. We hear about Rhonda Rousey's rumbles, how to get respect on the playground, and later, Howard explores the Jewish quarter of Universal City Walk during the Movie Chart. Finally, Two Charted brings with it a brand new segment in the way of Big Game Predictions: Coach Style Wars.

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    Actor and comedian Dennis Gubbins joins Randy and Jason for the penultimate edition of Sklarbro County! Daniel Van Kirk shares stories of a sword fight gone south, a college freshman who found out why you shouldn’t snap and drive, and a New Yorker who got stiffed by a local casino. Finally, the Sklars listen to a voicemail from Manny Pacquiao in which the boxer shares his New Year’s resolutions.

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    This week, writer/comedian/podcaster Kevin Avery joins Howard and Kulap to send off 2016 in a chartacular fashion! They count down iTunes' Top 5 Holiday Songs while Kevin gives the scoop on his musical history and his appearance on "Last Week Tonight." Then, the Virgin Airlines safety video gets roasted like a chestnut during the Christmas Movie Chart, and the gang spreads holiday cheer with a gift-giving bonanza on Two Charted.

     

    Note: This episode was recorded prior to Christmas.

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    This week, writer and comedian Kevin Avery joins Randy and Jason in the County. They chat about Kevin's podcast "Denzel Washington Is The Greatest Actor Of All Time Period" before swapping personal Denzel experiences. Then, Daniel Van Kirk brings stories about a woman who lodged a vibrator in her rear end and a strip club attendee who ran himself over. Finally, the Sklars listen to a voicemail from Robert Durst in which he makes every attempt to clear his name.

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    What's this now, a mutiny? Splendid, count me in!

     

    I will absolutely join you all in helping to make Cisco's Christmas miracle a reality

     

    I too will help make it a reality, but only because it's the first night of Hannukah and I can see a parallel between the oil lasting for eight days and this thread lasting for all time. In fact I think I'm going to read the Torah right now. Thanks for the religious inspiration everybody.

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    This week, Randy and Jason welcome “Supernatural” guests Rob Benedict and Richard Speight Jr. out to the rollicking Country hills. They chat about everything from the perks of commercial work to Rob and Richard’s mini-series “Kings of Con,” and the boys swap stories of following the convention circuits. During Quick Hits, we hear about Hulk Hogan’s porch pirates and the controversy embroiling the World Pole Dancing Championships, and finally, the Sklars welcome Ozzie Guillen on to share some of his Christmas memories.

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    Film critic Amy Nicholson joins Kevin this week to discuss the 2012 film “Flight.” Amy and Kevin recount their very first meeting and analyze Denzel’s movie star status before Amy gives a pre-review of “Fences.” During their conversation on “Flight,” they touch on Denzel’s chemistry with Don Cheadle and share favorite scenes before giving it an official Denzel rating.

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    Ian Roberts, John Gemberling, and Gil Ozeri join Matt Besser live at UCB Sunset for this week’s improv4humans. Audience questions inspire scenes about fine bathroom art, a greeting card writers’ room, and the world’s leading sexual engineer. Later, they open the very first private McDonalds, and a feudal lord roleplays as one of his filthy peasants.

     

     

     

    271 - LIVE @ UCB Sunset w/ Ian Roberts, John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri

     

     

    (0:45 - 7:11) Intro Story - The Mannequin Challenge (with guns) - Seeking realistic gun pieces for your son

     

    (7:22 - 15:57) Audience Suggestion - “Car” - Attempting to purchase a car that just doesn’t work

     

    (16:33 - 26:54) Question from Listener - "What was the stupidest lie you got caught for?" - A little girl at the window won’t stop ruining everything

     

    (28:46 - 37:49 ) Question for Audience - "What was the worst gift you were given and how did you react?” - Greeting card writer’s room

     

    (37:55 -45:00) Audience Suggestion - “Taxi”- Politeness means you go where the cab driver wants

     

    (45:08 - 56:38) Crap on Youtube - “Invasion of the Sex Robots” - World’s leading sex roboticist lays his sexuality on the line

     

    (56:46 -1:07:31) Crap on Youtube - "Is the moon a planet or a star?" - A class taught on the principle that trees are flowers

     

    (1:07:48 - 1:16:26 ) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Who thinks they’re smarter than Ian? - Letting a vagrant inside your private McDonalds

     

    (1:16:44 - 1:23:55) Let’s Talk Some More About That - How crazy does being rich make you? - A wealthy lord roleplays as a peasant

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    Actor/comedian Johnny Pemberton arrives this week to help out Howard and Kulap with their fashion choices! They count down Stereogum's Top 5 Songs of the Week while Johnny explains why he's never recognized for "Son of Zorn" and why Kanye would benefit from his friendship. Then, during the Video Game Chart, the gang assesses what it takes to be a nerd these days, and finally, Howard plays Show and Teller before holiday gifts are opened on Two Charted.

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    Comedian David Huntsberger co-hosts this week with Randy and Jason to welcome long-time showfriend Beth Hoyt back to the County. They discuss the benefits of a one-way Mars trip before getting into Stories. David brings tales of a long-distance sandwich seeker and a drug smuggling cop, and finally, the Sklars listen to an ethereal voice message from Tilda Swinton.

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    Actress Mandell Maughan joins the Sklars on this week’s Sklarbro Country. Randy and Jason discuss Raiders punter Marquette King’s celebrating penalties and a white power pistachio girl during Takes, and Mandell talks about getting cast in Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ and the story of her first audition. Quick Hits brings a soccer fan with a meat flinging problem and a forgetful boxer, and Kris Kristofferson calls in to share his Himalayan holiday plans with the Sklars.

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    Writer and actor Dave Holmes joins Howard and guest co-host Ele Woods for this week’s Who Charted. Dave talks about his new book “Party of One” before they dive into iTunes’ Top 5 Songs during which we hear stories of buying Phil Spector’s Christmas album on the streets and Dave’s trip to the premiere of Fifty Shades of Grey. Howard proposes color-coded video streaming services while the gang counts down the Movie Chart, and Engineer Stard shows off his tour look during Two Charted.

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    Hey Humons,

     

    Intern Dalton here! We are putting together our Best Of 2016 episode. I've attached all of the episodes that are up for consideration (Starting most recently with Episode 269 and going all the way back to Episode 221). Please post below "Episode #, the underlined title, and the time code" when voting.

     

    Thanks!

     

     

     

     

    P.S. - Intern Alan was going to post this, but he was too embarrassed about his username.

    Improv4Humans2016Archive.pdf

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    Actress Mary Elizabeth Ellis joins the Sklars this week to cut some bodies loose. They discuss the best kinds of fart jokes to make for your kids and swap stories of being on set of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Then, Daniel Van Kirk brings stories that include a nasty obituary article and a steamy home invasion. Finally, Randy and Jason check out some found audio footage from This American Life.

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    Stand-up comic Gary Gulman joins Randy and Jason for this week’s episode of Sklarbro Country. We hear about a Packers fan who ditched a steep cab fare and Matt Barnes’ accidental butt-bump before the Sklars get into it with Gary. They discuss the post-Trump mood in the New York comedy scene and what makes competitive stand-up uniquely difficult. During Quick Hits, we hear about a goalie peppered with firecrackers and a kangaroo brawler, and finally, fat Matthew McConaughey calls in to explain how his beer-and-milkshake diet will help him win an Oscar.

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    This week, friend of the show David Alan Grier fills in for Kamau as guest-host to explain the wheels of color to Kevin. We hear a classic Prince story and what makes Facebook live worth following before they get into the 1977 television movie “Wilma.” David tells of the film’s impact on him as a young actor and his relationship with Denzel. The two discuss the importance of seeing Denzel on screen for the first time, why the movie is about family at its core, and finally, give the film an official Denzel rating.

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