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I've said it before, I'm saying it now and will probably say it again...Pepsi is diarrhea in a can.

From chimpan-a to chimpanzee. Zyklon A? No! Zyklon B!

Good point. I guess it's probably tough to know you're involved in cinematic diarrhea until it's over.

I see your Voblex and raise you a Shampoodler.

Between this, 3 Generations and The Sea of Trees, I'm starting to feel bad for Naomi Watts.

Can the Illuminati and lizard people get their plans finalized, please? I feel like we've got it too good now.

So DuckTales is coming back in 2017. Great, another remake. Dare I say it? I call fowl!

Bump. This is brilliant.

Brand new telephone, may I ask who is calling? Sorry, I meant to say "who dis"?

O Führer! Mein Führer! Dead Poets, anyone?

Not my favorite Mary performance, but she was still great. Tim stole the show for me. Amazing lineup with a lot of wheeze laughing.

He insisted I sit on his lap and call him "Papa". Only later did I learn Hemingway is dead and this was just a dirty old man by the sea.

Hey, Dirty, baby I got your money...and this time spend it on school lunch like you're supposed to!

If you meet a Nice Lyon in France, you won't be Bordeaux. You have nothing Toulouse and might even Louvre it.

That Hitler fella really set the bar for drug-fueled dictators with micropenis.

1. This film somehow cost $11 million to make. 2. 'On the website Rotten Tomatoes, "Rad" was given a "Rotten" rating of 0%, the lowest possible score from critics; conversely, the audience rating stands at 91%. Guardian writer Nick Evershed found it had the largest discrepancy between audience and critical reception in the Rotten Tomatoes database, from a pool of 10,000 movies analyzed.'

I know, Ninja Terminator was just done. If the gang needs a break from the 80's ninja genre, fine. When the time is right, I think this is worth checking out. Don't bother checking the Wikipedia description. It's really short, and doesn't give much insight into the madness which is Ninja III: The Domination. This is the third in a trilogy, which follows interesting naming conventions. Enter the Ninja (inspired by Enter the Dragon?) and then Revenge of the Ninja pave the way for this final installment. Take a look at this 4-minute insanity that opens the film. There's a lot of fun garbage to follow, but this sets the scene. Full film isn't on YouTube, but there are some links from that site to others hosting the film. Before I forget, there's Exorcism-like possession and a floating katana. Oh, and there's odd use of V8.

First time caller, long time voyeur.

Does this morbid obesity make me look fat?

<heavy sigh> I watched this movie again. Twice in a week and I still have no idea what's going on. Again, it's worth watching for the opening sequence of one ninja taking on a police force.

I'm sold. I was just surprised by the trailer. At one point, I had to look at the progress bar to see how much time was left, only to find that I was less than halfway through!

I'm hesitant to boast, but from coast to coast I'm the host with the most who makes great toast.

Fun fact: sperm whales got their name because they are 90% semen. A very on-the-nose name, if you will, and I think you will.

You say you prefer subtlety? Well, my dear, I guess you haven't witnessed a Jon Hamm commando stroll.

The only Mad Man for me is Dom DeLuise Draper.