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Shameful plug bump. This one's pretty ok, I think.

I can't help but think there's something behind this submission.

This year's male leads nominated in the category of Best Actor: a bunch of assholes not named Dolph Lundgren. Next year, buddy.

MCBBCDRA?

For Dummies books serve two purposes: they teach me, and they shame me, fulfilling a certain masochistic desire.

Turndown for what? Well, Lil Jon, it's service to make sure the next guest has clean linens for their stay.

She sells seashells down by...ah, you get it. Shelly has a pretty terrible business model.

"Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun." How's my new Tinder bio?

My neck. My back. My...insurance should cover the chiropractor bill, but let me know about any copay.

I sometimes have difficulty reading the "i" in words, so imagine the surprise when my kid's school announced the Annual Recital Event.

Some have iron will, others have intestinal fortitude. I have iron intestins and it hurts to poop.

With divisive federal political rhetoric tearing the country apart, missed is the pivotal student council battle at Alaska's Far North school.

For a guy with the last name Crystal, ol' Billy really has a pair of stones on him.

I Know Why the Nic Cage Bird Sings, by Sir Nicolas Cage

I have no idea which grepisode was my first. I didn't get into comedy podcasts until a year or so ago, and didn't know CBB had one. I started watching the show on IFC when it launched in 2012. Maybe they mentioned it on there and I just missed the nod to the DVR radio. Considering that I've powered through a lot of the podcast episodes in 12 months, I'd say the first episode I heard must have been a solid C+. If I had to guess, it was something with Nick Kroll.

God dammit. I posted this under the HDTGM forum instead of recommendations. Is there a way to move it? Could a moderator please do it for me? I apologize, and will now commit seppuku. Arigato. Update: thank you, moderator.

No, dumb dumb, not The Wolf of Wall Street. https://www.wikiwand..._of_Wall_Street It's on the YouTube. I think you'd call this a review. Either way, it's an amazing synopsis of this garbage bag of a movie. David DeCoteau's homoerotic horror picture features a literal pack of studly young men out to make a killing in finance… and elsewhere. Small town boy Jeff Allen (William Gregory Lee) comes to New York with big dreams of being a hotshot Wall Street broker, but he can't get his foot in the door until friendly bartender Annabella (Elisa Donovan) recommends him to alpha financial predator Dyson Keller (Eric Roberts) of Wolfe and Associates. Keller takes him on as an apprentice. Jeff is thrilled, but the culture at Wolfe starts to get to him. The sleek, handsome young brokers are all ruthless, hedonistic and slavishly devoted to Keller. They refer to themselves as a pack, snack on steak tartare and spend their nights prowling for girls together. Jeff has more conventional ambitions: He just wants to make some money and build a life with Annabella. But after a wild night out with his coworkers -- a night he can't entirely remember -- something changes deep inside Jeff; he feels a wildness he doesn't recognize and isn't sure he can control. The deep dark secret of Wolfe's is out: They're werewolves, and now that they've let Jeff into their little club, they're not about to let him out. Like all DeCoteau's Rapid Heart features, this film's raison d'etre is shots of well-built young men stripped to their underwear and feigning interest in girls. The story is minimal, there are no werewolf transformations and there's no sex, unless you count the sequences in which Wolfe's finest rip off their own t-shirts and swarm hard-bodied girls in tight dresses. All tease, no payoff.

What? I have an innie. What a strange, strange question. How else would I poop?

¿Por qué? Porque. ¿Por qué? Porque. ¿Por qué? Porque.

Honoré de Balzac, brilliant French playwright and novelist. Henry the Ballsack, American purveyor of right-wing novelties.

I would imagine it's his schedule. Although, recent guest Anna Faris is probably busy, too, but still found the time. Maybe Aziz and Paul had a falling out, which would be a shame.

I want some more Steven Segal. I want some Chuck Norris. More Val Kilmer? Hell, I'm sure Lou Gossett (who I now notice was mentioned above) has more garbage that he's been in than just Iron Eagle. I do like the post asking for Heigl, Julia Roberts and Adam Sandler. Speaking of, Sandler could be the "comedy" equivalent of the action stars they've covered quite a bit.

Is this thing alive or dead?

Do you miss the Puppy Bowl during the summer? This Augie doggy, get ready for the Corgi Orgy by Petco!

Not a financial win for sure. How can they afford to make these turds over and over again without learning? http://www.the-numbers.com/movie/Dog-Eat-Dog#tab=international