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Be careful around predatory wasps. When they're after you, they'll leave you broke and with a stinger in your ass.

They could have used their first NYC show in over a decade for the Inauguration of President Showbiz, a tool indeed. Maybe that's too on-the-nose.

Mars bars are great. The company is really pushing NASA for settlement on the planet because of mining and shipping costs.

I'll show you a brown note. Watch me fart on this snare drum.

Announcing the Pantone Color of the Year: Poop!

Maybe we're all overreacting and President Showbiz will actually make things fun again. I'm already talking in circles and using elementary English!

Well said, and nice intro to your thought. I agree. These guys aren't running a charity. Sure, there's sponsor money coming in, but every bit from the listeners helps. How else can Scott fuel his steroid habit?

The East Coast-West Coast rap rivalry is over. It's now North-South, with Montana just ahead of Arkansas for rap supremacy. Billings in the house!

I'm pretty sure this is the episode of grepisodes wherein Scott makes one of my favorite proclamations. It was something along the lines of "I'm not here to litigate turkey sandwiches."

Though "hatches carp" and "catch her spa" are as well, so I'm not certain this is the case.

An anagram for "catchphrase" is "parsec hatch", which could mean Comedy Bang! Bang! has figured out warp travel.

Imagine if they added the sexy saxophone from "Careless Whisper" for background music.

People think it's so great when caterpillars turn into butterflies. Not me! I'm tired of this PC culture and I think butterflies are the gross ones!

Well said. I had Friday off and had one of the Best Of episodes playing in the car while my wife (my wife!) and I ran errands. She's never heard it before, and her confusion made me appreciate C Bizzle Bizzle even more. Just try to not kill anyone I like in 2017! Too soon?

Though I'm not convinced the Pangea supercontinent existed, I imagine what life would be like if Florida were actually ripped from our land...

In 2017, the most popular safe word is sure to be MAGA.

Now that turd-year 2016 is over, 2017 is going to be huge. 'Uge, if you will. And if you won't, then you WILL get a visit from Big Brother.

Don't forget about the Solo Cup founder. He died on the 30th after being mentioned in Best of Part III.

Red Solo Cup was mentioned in this episode. The Solo Cup founder died on the 30th. Are these targeted attacks, Scott and Paul? Do you have some kind of seance before the show? Was George Michael mentioned in 2016? Let's hope this reign of terror stopped last year. Edit: George Michael was also mentioned. This is getting serious. Hopefully the catchphrase suggestion submissions aren't new targets.

Rudolph's red nose is indeed a genetic mutation. Why he hasn't been added to the X-Men lineup, I'll never know.

Followed in 2018 by a collision with TNMT in a film called The Ugly Green Civil War.

Forget about all films coming out next year. The big reboot in 2017 will be Battletoads Retoaded: Lords of the Lily Pad.

It's all about the Benjamins, baby. Franklin, Graham, Disraeli, Affleck, Andre 3000.

I guess no one saw Nine Lives. Fantastic reviews. "Cats may have nine lives, but you only get one, and it’s too precious to waste on this drivel. You’re better off watching a gif of a cat whose face is stuck in a slice of bread. It will save you $20 and a few hours of your time". "The only reason this 'comedy' won’t derail Kevin Spacey’s career is no one will ever watch this outside of military interrogation rooms".

Willie?