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IRONicmerMAN

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  1. Steven Strange is Dr. Strange. Bill Cosby is Dr. Get Some Unconscious Strange.
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    Episode 463 - 2016 Holiday Spectacular

    A clumsy portmanteau got you? Or was it the vermouth drunk?
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    Episode 463 - 2016 Holiday Spectacular

    You'd think so, but when another death related to PFT could be in the cards, strange bedfellows can be made. Come January 1, it's back to business for JW.
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    Episode 463 - 2016 Holiday Spectacular

    Word is that Al A. Peterson, the Smooth Criminal, has gone into hiding. He and JW Stillwater are holed up in a remote location.
  5. Shasta is relaunching a soda to honor Bill Cosby. Dr. Pervert will include new ingredients (wink) and the slogan, "Dr. Pervert will knock you out!"
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    Episode 463 - 2016 Holiday Spectacular

    I wonder if people in Omaha eat Omaha Steaks.
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    Episode 463 - 2016 Holiday Spectacular

    Where the hell was Ho Ho (Ho Ho!)? Bummer omission. Too bad PFT didn't get in one more Alan Thicke. Buuhhhhhhhhh. RIPossible, Thicke of the Night.
  8. On wombat, on muskrat! Has anyone seen my cat? How about Yasser Arafat? Oh. 2004 you say?
  9. Wendigo. Cannibal forest monster or garbled speak for "when did it go"? Either can possess mere mortals, so be warned.
  10. One Castro down, two to go. Raul and upstart San Francisco neighborhood, you're on watch.
  11. I'll take a Hot Pocket. Alabama? Yeah, sure. Can't be much different than the original.
  12. Party like a rock star, kick a little ass. That's right, give a strong boot to that miniature donkey when the rocking really gets rolling.
  13. People have wanted a Love Boat reboot for years. It's time for a millennial-themed redux. It'll be on fleek.
  14. First Bowie, then Prince. Who's they next musical genius to die in 2016? Gary Glitter?
  15. Woke up with morning wood today. That's it.
  16. Stop me if you've heard this one before...so this guy Xenu was coming from Teegeeack with a few billion people in tow...
  17. Got a call from Thom Yorke recently. Tough to tell what he meant by "whaaaaa ooooooohhhh ahhhhhhhhh.....ahhhhhhhh!" I'm sure it's nothing...
  18. In the words of Dr. Ben Carson, "Zzzzzzz, boring stuff, grain pyramids, Communists, the devil, these hands!"
  19. "Bye, Phylicia!" Ahmad Rashad proclaimed after signing divorce papers to end his third marriage.
  20. Whilst I am a walkin', and I strutteth my stuff, oh dearest me I am so strungeth out!
  21. A solo bolo makes the most sense. Honestly, how could someone with one neck wear two bolo ties?
  22. It truly is hip to be square, which is why I've started stuffing myself into a sturdy cubed box for the sleeping hours. Someday, someday...
  23. I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it! Really, how could I possibly hide my forehead prison tattoo which reads EXCITED in large font?
  24. Blazing Saddles. Masterpiece comedic film. Also the name of an uncomfortable horseback ride whilst riddled with hemorrhoids.
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    Best of 2016: Your Choices

    What am I missing? I don't see a link in the episode description or in the forum post for that episode. Maybe it was removed? Or I'm blind/dumb.
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