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There were so many dynamite choices. I kind of want to start a shop called Kazoo Jams N' Nuts after seeing that one under Zouks. Have people playing kazoos whilst shopping the finest jams and nuts.

To mentally prepare myself for tomorrow night's swansong of the CB!B! television (TV) program, I thought what better way than to locate an anagram generator for actor and character names. I see future band and/or character names. Scott Aukerman 52,533 results Karate Cum Snot Karate Cums Ton Octane Muskrat Croaks Nutmeat Toucan Market Mr Nut Oatcakes Attack Senor Mu Cake Tsar Mount (Cake Boss?) Cream Tanks Out Jason Mantzoukas 1,033 results Kazoo Jams An Nuts Kazoo Jam Suntans Kazoo Man San Juts A Mass Tan Junk Zoo A Tan Ass Junk Zoom Man Ass At Junk Zoo Junk A Satan Ms Zoo Satan Junks a Zoom Amazon Ass To Junk Paul F. Tompkins 13,952 results Pink Stump Loaf Outflank Ms Pip Aloft Pumpkins Skip Pot Manful Moist Flap Punk Flat Oink Pumps Stink Plump Oaf Fats Pinko Lump Fast Pinko Plum Fat Oink Plumps Tuna Folk Pimps Neil Campbell: El Clean Blimp Fabrice Fabrice: Africa Crib Beef Lauren Lapkus: Laurel A Spunk, A Real Sulk Pun Traci Reardon: Rancid Ear ROt Reggie Watts: Rage Test Wig Leo Carpazzi: Pizza Oracle, Czar Zip Aloe Paul Rust: Rat Lupus Beuford le Barron: Babboon Furled Err, Enabled For Burro Marissa Wompler: Para Slime Worms Jon Daly: Joy Land Gino Lombardo: A Bird Monolog, Bad Loin Groom JW Stillwater: Let Jaws Twirl

I like all your choices, but haven't listened to 408, 418 or 446. I found this handy list over on Reddit.biz. Pretty impressive. http://cbb-list.appspot.com/ Where do we vote? I want my vote to count this time, because last month was a real downer!

Abominable snowman? Nay. Adorable snowman, just unkempt and misunderstood.

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In the words of the late Snoop Dogg, "I smoke a lot of sticky, and that's why I'm not on time."

My alter ego is Seat Takerman, whose catch phrase is thus: I'm not staring at your butt! I just want that sweet seat!

So there I am, balls deep. Who'd have thought it would be so tough to escape a child's plastic ball pit?

When I acted on that Craigslist ad for "Cheap Beef Curtains", I was really hoping for meaty window treatments. Alas, twas not to be.

How now brown cow, you ask? Well, to that, I say mighty fine, you sublime bovine.

Bird flu. Avian flu. So confusing. Inherently, it's known that most birds fly or have flown. Don't be a dodo.

Sir Nicolas Cage is having a big 2016, picking up momentum from the last couple years. Look at this resume from 2014-16! 2014 Rage--Paul Maguire Outcast--Gallain Left Behind--Rayford Steele Dying of the Light--Evan Lake 2015 The Runner--Colin Price Pay the Ghost--Mike Lawford 2016 The Trust Lieutenant--Jim Stone Snowden--Hank Forrester USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage--Captain Charles B. McVay Dog Eat Dog--Troy Army of One--Gary Faulkner I think USS Indianapolis and its $740k box office vs. a $40M budget should get a look! Or maybe Paul will steer clear now that he's shared a sit with the Cagiac him self.

Maybe they aren't touching it because Zouks is dating Jessie Spano.

MKUltra...CIA mind-control experiment or an aggressive-sounding love lube? I'll take both for $100, Alex.

Be it a hoedown or hootenanny, you can bet that it'll be a humdinger of a hullabaloo.

"Disavow" was a hot word bandied about in the 2016 election. My predictions for the 2020 logo du jour: Ballyhoo and flimflam.

Nay/nee/neighhhh is the new their/there/they're or your/you're/yore. Get it together, people.

Thank you, Mr. Astaire.

I could sure go for a snack...If the cheese and salami fits...put them on the Ritz! So, so buttery and delicious.

No, I don't habeas corpus, but I habeas a Corpus Christi, Texas beach casa...which is full of bodies.

Seller shoulda bewore.

Surely, "caveat emptor" is just an anagram. Cave...ate...mptor? Cave ate Mptor! Probably because Mptor sells crummy bread!

I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wrong. If you tell me what's wrong, I'll slowly back away with a furrowed brow and go find help.

Don't go there, you say? Well, I went there, alright. And boy, I enjoyed it and have photos to prove it all.

German hot dog, anyone?