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DirkMcDonk

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  1. Remembering the nightmare that was "the peanut butter solution" also reminded me of this little gem.
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    The Baby (1973)

    Up vote this one too!
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    xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

    Smart, preemptive post
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    Karate Dog (2005)

    ..you might have been abused
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    Karate Dog (2005)

    Im sure this has been mentioned, but the search function renders it impossible to know
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    Requiem for a Dream (2000)

    This suggestion makes no sense
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    Shoot 'em Up (2007)

    I thought so too, but the comments seemed unsure.. just asking cuz i only saw it once almost a dacade ago
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    Cool World (1992)

    This is your brain on drugs.
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    The Shadow (1994)

    This movie is awesome. I used to listen to the radio show as a kid.. we all know why it got made, cuz it rocks. Opium lord baldwin? Hell ya!! Reanimated telekenetic zombie khan? Of fuckin course!!! Another racist example of a white dude besting an ethnic dude at his own games? This. Movie.needed.to.be.made. why? The shadow knows...
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    Showgirls (1995)

    Maybe this movie is high art genius, and we are all a bunch of kroll-ish troglodyte maggers.
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    Shoot 'em Up (2007)

    How can you not mention monica in the first comment. So hot. Wasnt this movie actually conceived as a live action looney toons? Owen was supposed to be bugs and Giamatti was supposed to be elmer fudd.
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    The Big Hit (1998)

    This movie is so awesomely weird. Awesome characters, including a young marky mark and a peak L Diamond P and China Chow. A very slick and stylized (not like hack snyder) directorial style at times, but add to that a weird poultry molestation scene, a neighborhood video store that terrorizes its clients that also appears to be located adjacent to a sheer rock cliff and moraine of some sort (like it popped out of the better off dead nightmare scene).The reintroduction of "screen wipes" to hollywood films. A character who is obsessed with masterbation. And a tim burton-esque portrail of suburban america. The list goes on and on.. but ultimately its tonnes of fun. This film was made in my hood, toronto... and if i recall had a hard time finding a distributor for a couple years.
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