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New catchphrase.

New catchphrase.

"Age on the clock, old enough for the $4 chicken tenders at Steak 'n' Shake"

I could get used to this

Hmm, how does testosterone taste? I bet it tastes great. Much better than measly estrogen.

I've always been a fan of the classics. I listen to classic rock and classical music, and drink Coca Cola Classic while watching classic television on the classic channel TV Land. There's a reason they call it TV Land, and that's because all of the classics are the real TV and that's why they live in TV Land. So when Sean and Hayes took a trip back in time to relive the classics like "too scary" and "the nerds are taking over and the jocks are pumping our gas" I was happy as a clam. A classic clam. Also, I forgot to mention, I only eat Vlasic pickles because they rhyme with classic.

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I saw this clip of Dave Chappelle on the Reddit page for internet videos yesterday. It had him talking on a stage to people who were just sitting in chairs listening, like a TED Talk, but for fun. It was great, it was about how everything is the ladies' fault because they like feelings so much. Most of the ladies seemed uncomfortable, but all the guys, who were strong and cool, stood up from their chairs and clapped and I did too even though I was alone. But I liked it because it validated all of my opinions about women.

I have absolutely no idea what any of this means. But, honestly, that's not a problem. My money's on Being the Smartest Kid in Class but not Doing any Work. It's a young team, but they've got potential, especially with this particular matchup.

I forgot that your mom likes Earwolf stuff. I regret nothing. Hi, Momma Chickn!

Has anyone ever been to a pussy restaurant? Seems like a nice place to eat out

Press and hold 5 while watching the video to become a true basketball pro

Now we know the story behind the whole Facebook live kerfuffle from the other day!

This talk box is cool, there are a lot of features.