lilgaryunger

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Offerman. Oh, no. Offerman? I got my own name wrong. And I forgot to do the catchphrase! Let's skip it this week. Let's not say something like "thanks for that catchphrase, LilGaryUnger, not sure it's gonna stick."

Carrie Underwood's scary under there. I just made you say "Carrie Underwood's scary underwear." Buy the new Barenaked Ladies album.

Please don't send us the Simpsons thing this Christmas

I can't wait for next year's holiday song -- "Please Don't Send Us the Simpsons Thing This Christmas."

July, I'm telling you this before any LA Municipal Basketball League diehards jump down your throat -- They're the Shecago Bulls, not Chicago Bulls.

How did Cam's dad JW Stillwater not show up? Were there really no crimes to hear go?

How great that we can now expect to hear Jesse Ventura, Falcor, and Joe Mande every episode when the plug bag is open!

They're talking about Father John Misty. He stated on many podcasts that he was working on a podcast all about pizza: http://thethread.co/season1/misty-reilly/unspooled/ Hilarious timing as well, because he just got attention yesterday for giving his "eloquent" thoughts on Comey while eating pizza... singing the line "James Comey was fired in the month of May / James Comey was fired from the CIA..." Tillman later Tweeted "CIA rhymes..." probably when someone told him Comey was fired from the FBI. Because nothing rhymes with "I," right?

One "Gattaca and Sciatica" shirt, please.

"Sorry, Spoilers from 2008" is my favorite Ruben Studdard song. I also like that the cast member who was on a Disney show is the one who crosses the line in the text message group.

According to the Jeff Foxworthy Guidebook, Constance's parents might be Rednecks.

'The Girl with the Bag Over Her Head' is my favorite Stieg Larsson book.

It takes them ten minutes to tell single stories, they interrupt each other with jokes so much. Not complaining -- it's a comedy in itself.

What's a landing page?

Yeah... Randy Liedtke "doesn't really do pranks..." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/03/randy-liedtke-kyle-kinane-pace-picante-twitter_n_4378949.html