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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Offerman. Oh, no. Offerman? I got my own name wrong. And I forgot to do the catchphrase! Let's skip it this week. Let's not say something like "thanks for that catchphrase, LilGaryUnger, not sure it's gonna stick."

Carrie Underwood's scary under there. I just made you say "Carrie Underwood's scary underwear." Buy the new Barenaked Ladies album.

Please don't send us the Simpsons thing this Christmas

I can't wait for next year's holiday song -- "Please Don't Send Us the Simpsons Thing This Christmas."

July, I'm telling you this before any LA Municipal Basketball League diehards jump down your throat -- They're the Shecago Bulls, not Chicago Bulls.

How did Cam's dad JW Stillwater not show up? Were there really no crimes to hear go?

How great that we can now expect to hear Jesse Ventura, Falcor, and Joe Mande every episode when the plug bag is open!

They're talking about Father John Misty. He stated on many podcasts that he was working on a podcast all about pizza: http://thethread.co/season1/misty-reilly/unspooled/ Hilarious timing as well, because he just got attention yesterday for giving his "eloquent" thoughts on Comey while eating pizza... singing the line "James Comey was fired in the month of May / James Comey was fired from the CIA..." Tillman later Tweeted "CIA rhymes..." probably when someone told him Comey was fired from the FBI. Because nothing rhymes with "I," right?

One "Gattaca and Sciatica" shirt, please.

"Sorry, Spoilers from 2008" is my favorite Ruben Studdard song. I also like that the cast member who was on a Disney show is the one who crosses the line in the text message group.

According to the Jeff Foxworthy Guidebook, Constance's parents might be Rednecks.

'The Girl with the Bag Over Her Head' is my favorite Stieg Larsson book.

It takes them ten minutes to tell single stories, they interrupt each other with jokes so much. Not complaining -- it's a comedy in itself.

What's a landing page?

Yeah... Randy Liedtke "doesn't really do pranks..." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/03/randy-liedtke-kyle-kinane-pace-picante-twitter_n_4378949.html

So we're all in agreement that The Smooth Criminal's "secret" identity is Alec Baldwin, right? He's doing a really bad job of hiding it.

I was literally about to post that once Funbuns and the Cap'n got going they sounded like Matt and Mark (I'd go so far as to say respectively), then Matt himself said the same thing (not going so far as to say respectively).

♪ Me 'n Stephanie Allynne meetin' Billy down in Allentown ♫

Is this a Thing? 'Chicken Soup for the Sole: A Guide to Holistic Foot Application of Broth.'

Scotty got his feelings hurt a little bit there. I think next episode he needs to cleanse his pallet with an excited puppy who loves everything and just wants to be friends -- aka Ben Schwartz.

Hi. I have hear the theme song at least 14 of every 15 episode, but I just realize what the singing nymph says about how Rupert Grint be small. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I did some researchings. Here is picture. I am more confused than ever now that I've saw this. Please note the circles and I will go by them one by one. As you can see, though it may be hard, the fork and celebratoring eyewear seem to be proportioning to his body. BUT, the trick is when you look at the Sunday ice cream. It is way bigger then what you or I could eat in a sitting, or maybe even two! BUT, maybe it actually are regular of size, and it's just that RUPERT smalls. Maybe it is true and maybe someone made him small eye frames and a tiny pronged utensil. Is there a jury that's enough to convict here? Should Rupert be allowed to freely move about the earth? PS Also there are words in the space there and I have never seen floating words, which just confuses me more.

A freestyle and a "Would You Rather?" in consecutive episodes? What is this, 2014? Next thing you're going to tell me is that Barack Obama is President. And that ISIS and Iraqi forces are battling it out in Mosul. And that Hillary Clinton is under investigation by the FBI. And that the Comedy Bang Bang television show is still on the air.

#BreakTheInternetWithMouthNoises

So does Pally hate Hayes and Sean?

This show is great, and I've listened to pretty much every episode, but man -- this episode takes the mouth noises to a new level. Pally is eating a sucker, chewing gum, or has peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth.