BroccoLily Rabe

He may be Aquaman in print but he's Cyanman on the web.

A carafe is a giraffe's favorite vessel from which to drink rhyme.

Sting like a butterfly, smell like a bee.

In my opinion, a picture without a text overlay is just memeingless.

I went to an art gallery to buy a painting of Mardi Gras but they only had Thomas Kingcakes.

My neighbor was working in his garden the other day and died. Nobody knows what really happened, but the coroner said it was probably just his thyme.

For someone that's never seen Annie I sure am a big fan of procrastination.

A weaver, a cleaver, and a real bloody rug

If you can't find powdered butter at the store just buy powdered cream and churn it yourself.

Every year I mean to celebrate Passover but I always end up skipping it.

Don't wait till tomorrow to take a swing at Grandpa — we don't know how long he's got.

The first rule of Gossip Club: Tell all your friends!

My sleep number goes all the way to 11.