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About BrianBjur

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  • Birthday 07/28/1995
  1. BrianBjur
    "I'm a swan!" said the silly goose. #momjoke
  2. BrianBjur
    If at first you don't suck seed, keep on suckin'.
  3. BrianBjur
    There's no way to know if a moth's dying or not, they just kind of look like that.
  4. BrianBjur
    Anything is a high-speed chase if you're driving fast enough.
  5. BrianBjur
    I've solved the identity crisis! Just do what I've done.
  6. BrianBjur
    Wigwams make the worst moms.
  7. BrianBjur
    It's not that I'm ignoring you, I'm just generous and my shoulders are cold.
  8. BrianBjur
    Grown-ups? More like "groan"-ups. You guys have all the worst cereal.
  9. BrianBjur
    "Stop droppin' rolls!" said the impatient restaurant manager to the clumsy waitress. Then the restaurant burned down.
  10. BrianBjur
    Check out my new Broadway show "Pundemonium!" It's a play on words.
  11. BrianBjur
    Candy corn? More like can'tdy corn. That stuff is gross.
  12. BrianBjur
    I'm ambidextrous and two hours late, does that count for anything?
  13. BrianBjur
    Even big forks are tiney.
  14. BrianBjur
    Whether on the farm or in the streets, hoes and cornrows are ready to be seen.
  15. BrianBjur
    Permit the frog, but don't let those tadpoles do what they want!
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