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    I know you're not Ghana stop making Africa puns, but Kenya at least stop calling me Chad?

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    Bing Crosby? More like...Google Crosby

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    All bets are off! And, if my psychiatric evaluation of Ms Midler is any indication,all Bettes are off!

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    If Goofy was a dog who could talk, but Pluto was a dog who couldn't talk, why do I still get incredibly turned on by both of them.

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    You're going to have to quite running away from your fear of clowns and face IT

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    No matter how much you enjoy his antics, Beetle Bailey is a deserter now and should be shot on sight.

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    It's all Greek to me...and to everyone else in this agreeing restaurant in beautiful, old Athens, a city in Greece

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    ‪Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time TNT plays "Jason Bourne," a demon gets its horns. ‬

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    If the car's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. If the trains a chuggin', keep on tuggin'.

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    Either call Reese or re-sort your resort resources

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    My dog keeps telling me I'm crazy, but I'll really show him when I prove that I've never owned a dog

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    A few hundred years ago you could burn a witch, but you couldn't burn a CD, but anybody could burn a calorie or two and I think that's mighty fine

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    My favorite emotion is faking devotion to save Billy Ocean from bathing in lotion

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    I once was "Lost" an adventure series on ABC, but now I'm "Found" a documentary series on the BBC, now "Blindspot" is on NBC

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    I was startled as they gargles on my garbled, carnal sparkle marbles.

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    My narcissistic art assistant's smarter mistress' farts are listless

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    Don't tell anyone but I think that American Girl doll has the hots for me

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    I'm a little teapot, short and stout, but why are we focusing on my height and build when I'm a sentient teapot?

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    Babies need tummy time...and I'm the baby with the biggest tummy!

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    Run, run Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to a 7:30 showing of a The Town

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    I'm no longer impressed by how you disparage Disney's 2007 film starring Amy Adams. In other words, I'm disenchanted with the way you diss "Enchanted"

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    I walk into the store, find the perfect rectangular container for my things, but that's best case scenario

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    After the party, it's the after party and after the party it's the after party and after the party I have no mouth but I must scream

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    Every night i Photoshop a new picture of the Property Brothers kissing

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    My new favorite commercial is where the lady referee ALSO eats the Jamie Lee Curtis poop yogurt

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