Horse For A Brother
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If you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Santiago, make sure to put on a jacket. It's Chile outside.
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The show, "Man Fixes His Hair" has been running for an unprecedented 36 season on a little network I like to call, "My Mirror"
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Everybody come look at Grandaddy Hanratty's Bland Khaki Man Patties
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Stop the presses, french, bench or otherwise. Mama's hambone performance is back on.
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Then it hit me. Then It folded me in half. Then It turned into a giant spider demon that we killed right before our underground sewer orgy.
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Bad news, boys: You really blew that news broadcast
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We finally found the friend you made out of old bread. It seems we've reached a stalemate
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There's no thrill like making live television, except for literally any life-threatening activity or event.
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Ball? Peen? Hammer? This Home Depot used to be a Sandwich shop!
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A few hundred years ago you could burn a witch, but you couldn't burn a CD, but anybody could burn a calorie or two and I think that's mighty fine
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My dog keeps telling me I'm crazy, but I'll really show him when I prove that I've never owned a dog
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Not all who wander are lost, but all who launder are WASPs
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I walk into the store, find the perfect rectangular container for my things, but that's best case scenario
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I'm no longer impressed by how you disparage Disney's 2007 film starring Amy Adams. In other words, I'm disenchanted with the way you diss "Enchanted"
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout, but why are we focusing on my height and build when I'm a sentient teapot?
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Run, run Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to a 7:30 showing of a The Town
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I was startled as they gargles on my garbled, carnal sparkle marbles.
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Don't tell anyone but I think that American Girl doll has the hots for me
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My narcissistic art assistant's smarter mistress' farts are listless
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Babies need tummy time...and I'm the baby with the biggest tummy!
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My favorite emotion is faking devotion to save Billy Ocean from bathing in lotion
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I once was "Lost" an adventure series on ABC, but now I'm "Found" a documentary series on the BBC, now "Blindspot" is on NBC
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Either call Reese or re-sort your resort resources
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If the car's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. If the trains a chuggin', keep on tuggin'.
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‪Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time TNT plays "Jason Bourne," a demon gets its horns. ‬
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