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    Both of the "Bs" in BB King stand for "Burger"

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    Bugs? Head? Time? What concept isn't made at least slightly worse with the word "bed" in front of it.

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    Call me today, call me tomorrow, just don't call me Late for dinner. That'll summon the hell beast

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    Cinderella leave your girl with a friend, cuz it's 11:30 and the club is pumpkin, pumpkin

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    Don't tell anyone but I think that American Girl doll has the hots for me

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    Don’t look at me, I voted for Margaret Thatcher’s ghost

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    Either call Reese or re-sort your resort resources

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    Escalator? I'd rather use the EscaNOW

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    Every night i Photoshop a new picture of the Property Brothers kissing

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    ‪Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time TNT plays "Jason Bourne," a demon gets its horns. ‬

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    Everybody come look at Grandaddy Hanratty's Bland Khaki Man Patties

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    Everybody knows baby got back, but Daddy got back too. Mommy not so much.

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    Fire Hydrant Jim really lived up to his name when we screwed his head off and blood just sprayed for hours while the neighborhood children cooled off

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    Go and retrieve your posterior from the Bottom shelf, the shelf which holds bottoms and is also deceptively high off the ground.

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    Halliburton, Schmalliburton, I just know Daddy needs his bazookas!

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    His actions were unconscionable. His attempts to give a marine mollusk leg bones were un-conch-shin-able

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    Home is where the heart is...Beating louder and louder beneath the floorboards...Can't you hear it?

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    Hot sauce hot sauce everywhere

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    Hot Take: Bebop and Rocksteady were a loving gay couple and they should be allowed to adopt Michelangelo

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    I go to the depressed horror icon store for the low (Vincent) Prices

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    I got head full of pudding, a belly full of whiskey and a handful of options for where to attend university

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    I heard this Taco Bell was serving horse meat, so I'm leaving...Because I heard the Taco Bell across town still is and I need me my horse tacos!

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    I know you're not Ghana stop making Africa puns, but Kenya at least stop calling me Chad?

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    I like the Super Bowl, but, as the owner of a stew-centric catering company, I prefer to soup her bowl.

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    I once was "Lost" an adventure series on ABC, but now I'm "Found" a documentary series on the BBC, now "Blindspot" is on NBC

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