Horse For A Brother
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My self owns my cell phones. Mice. Elf. Oh no, this was uncalled for.
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No matter how much you enjoy his antics, Beetle Bailey is a deserter now and should be shot on sight.
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Not all who wander are lost, but all who launder are WASPs
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One for my master? One for my dame? Seems like BDSM is really my game.
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Peter, Place Priorities Properly. Pack Patties Pre Party, Please.
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Please Brer Bear, don't throw me into that there nicotine patch
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Run, run Rudolph, Santa's got to make it to a 7:30 showing of a The Town
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Sesame Street was a false flag operation and I've gotta be the one to blow this thing wide open
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Stick a Juicy fruit in my chewy chute, Huey Newt...on
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Stop the presses, french, bench or otherwise. Mama's hambone performance is back on.
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T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T. Only 9 Ts Kids will remember this.
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The Brigadier General stuck his rigid, sheer genitals in my whippet's seared Beneful
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The eleventh commandment is to give me smooches on my slimy belly
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The only thing that rhymes with "traffic" is "Giraffe Fic," my new erotic sub-genre coming soon to TNT this Fal
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The opposite of a music stand is being prone to silence
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The show, "Man Fixes His Hair" has been running for an unprecedented 36 season on a little network I like to call, "My Mirror"
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Then it hit me. Then It folded me in half. Then It turned into a giant spider demon that we killed right before our underground sewer orgy.
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There's a thin line between drawing a drawing a fraction and drawing a number on top of another number
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There's no thrill like making live television, except for literally any life-threatening activity or event.
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They say you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Jokes on them because...
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Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... into something more comfortable
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Trumbo, Dumbo, and Columbo wear Umbro with Mutombo...Dikembe Mutombo that is, baby!
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We finally found the friend you made out of old bread. It seems we've reached a stalemate
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