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    A hotter model with otter baubles requires a water bottle

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    If your election lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor and tell him that most elections last much longer than 4 hours

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    you're late for the bounce house orgy but I'm up for it...and now I'm down for it!

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    I'm just an abandoned factory standing in front of a heavy metal band asking them to take pictures inside of me

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    The Brigadier General stuck his rigid, sheer genitals in my whippet's seared Beneful

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    I like the Super Bowl, but, as the owner of a stew-centric catering company, I prefer to soup her bowl.

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    And now for your listening: Pleasure

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    It may be true that you've been through the desert on a horse, but he has a name and it's beautiful.

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    His actions were unconscionable. His attempts to give a marine mollusk leg bones were un-conch-shin-able

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    Bars, cars and different tar, that’s what’s in my bottom

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    Don't tell anyone but I think that American Girl doll has the hots for me

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    Bad news, boys: You really blew that news broadcast

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    A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush of the bird in the hand is Larry Bird and the two in the bush are regular birds and its a basketball game.

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    Cinderella leave your girl with a friend, cuz it's 11:30 and the club is pumpkin, pumpkin

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    I'm a little teapot, short and stout, but why are we focusing on my height and build when I'm a sentient teapot?

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    Escalator? I'd rather use the EscaNOW

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    "Love in an elevator?" More like "Dove in a Telestrator"

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    Ball? Peen? Hammer? This Home Depot used to be a Sandwich shop!

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    Bill, bored of all the billboards, placed his car note on the bill board, while a duck with a bill boarded a flight that disappeared over Paraguay

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    Stop the presses, french, bench or otherwise. Mama's hambone performance is back on.

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    Home is where the heart is...Beating louder and louder beneath the floorboards...Can't you hear it?

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    They say you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Jokes on them because...

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    The only thing that rhymes with "traffic" is "Giraffe Fic," my new erotic sub-genre coming soon to TNT this Fal

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    Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... into something more comfortable

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    Idle hands are the Devil’s playthings, but Eric Idle’s hands are another story

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