Horse For A Brother
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My narcissistic art assistant's smarter mistress' farts are listless
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If you're leaving the U.S. Embassy in Santiago, make sure to put on a jacket. It's Chile outside.
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My new favorite commercial is where the lady referee ALSO eats the Jamie Lee Curtis poop yogurt
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Stick a Juicy fruit in my chewy chute, Huey Newt...on
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You're going to have to quite running away from your fear of clowns and face IT
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I know you're not Ghana stop making Africa puns, but Kenya at least stop calling me Chad?
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Every night i Photoshop a new picture of the Property Brothers kissing
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Boss Hogg's Hoss Bog got snogged on a hops blog
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My self owns my cell phones. Mice. Elf. Oh no, this was uncalled for.
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Your mom gets a healthy supply of my Vitamin D...and by that I mean Vitamin D3, the one that helps with your immune system.
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Not all who wander are lost, but all who launder are WASPs
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Both of the "Bs" in BB King stand for "Burger"
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My addiction to John Carney films ruined my life. John Carney films: Not even "Once"
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The show, "Man Fixes His Hair" has been running for an unprecedented 36 season on a little network I like to call, "My Mirror"
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Then it hit me. Then It folded me in half. Then It turned into a giant spider demon that we killed right before our underground sewer orgy.
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Everybody come look at Grandaddy Hanratty's Bland Khaki Man Patties
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Please Brer Bear, don't throw me into that there nicotine patch
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Bagels and lox did kegels in socks and all of it happened in Tula
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you're late for the bounce house orgy but I'm up for it
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Peter, Place Priorities Properly. Pack Patties Pre Party, Please.
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‪You can take the dog out of the fight, but you can’t get me to take the dog’s place in that fight. ‬
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Sesame Street was a false flag operation and I've gotta be the one to blow this thing wide open
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Men turning into women! women turning into men! The lack of signage at this 4-way stop has affected drivers of every gender
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Babies need tummy time...and I'm the baby with the biggest tummy!
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