My self owns my cell phones. Mice. Elf. Oh no, this was uncalled for. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 2, 2017 Val's
My addiction to John Carney films ruined my life. John Carney films: Not even "Once" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 19, 2016 Yes
Baseball legend Rollie Fingers fingered me in Raleigh in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 19, 2016 Nice mustache
Being world-famous is better than my brother who is known the world around for being spun off of a merry-go-round. He is "whirled famous" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 26, 2016 No
"I don't give an 'F!'l Vanna White shouted as she stomped off the set of her game show in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 26, 2016 Wheel of Fortune
The only thing that rhymes with "traffic" is "Giraffe Fic," my new erotic sub-genre coming soon to TNT this Fal in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 26, 2016 Yess
The opposite of a music stand is being prone to silence in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 22, 2016 Opposites attract
If the forum reaches a quorum then ignore 'em at Purim in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 22, 2016 Holidays
Hot Take: Bebop and Rocksteady were a loving gay couple and they should be allowed to adopt Michelangelo in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 22, 2016 Turtle Power
"Welcome to the Guten-dome," crowed acclaimed comedic Steve Gutenberg from atop a bird-shaped car in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 16, 2016 This is it
Bagels and lox did kegels in socks and all of it happened in Tula in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 16, 2016 Yaaaay
There's a thin line between drawing a drawing a fraction and drawing a number on top of another number in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 7, 2016 Math
you're late for the bounce house orgy but I'm up for it...and now I'm down for it! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 6, 2016 Yesss
you're late for the bounce house orgy but I'm up for it in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 6, 2016 Yesss
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle on his mother's side through marriage in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 6, 2016 Primate genealogy
"I've got no skin in this game," said the man who was watching a sports event he didn't care about who was also a skeleton in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 6, 2016 Got it
I go to the depressed horror icon store for the low (Vincent) Prices in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 30, 2016 Love this
Whoa, Nelly! Slow that rap doooowwwwnnn in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 30, 2016 Al I got
Boss Hogg's Hoss Bog got snogged on a hops blog in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 30, 2016 The horse-filled swamp belonging to the fictional villain was kissed on a weblog about beer ingredients
"Love in an elevator?" More like "Dove in a Telestrator" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 30, 2016 Yeah
Men turning into women! women turning into men! The lack of signage at this 4-way stop has affected drivers of every gender in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 28, 2016 Stop signs
I like the Super Bowl, but, as the owner of a stew-centric catering company, I prefer to soup her bowl. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 28, 2016 Bowls
It's fun to scoff at the people in line at the Redbox as I return my Garfield comics to the Readbox (the library). in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 27, 2016 Mondays 1
The eleventh commandment is to give me smooches on my slimy belly in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 26, 2016 Smooches
A hostage situation is a chilling scenario. A couple bean bags and an N64 with your buds is a CHILLIN' scenario in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 25, 2016 Trill
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