PamGriersLegs

If punching out the baliff doesn't prove my innocence, nothing will

Sure I'm banned from the library, but it's not the only spot I can steal old DVD's from

If you can't beat them, poison them

Known to bone those looking for homes, and other taglines that had my real estate license revoked

Face down, ass up, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

This wasn't the first flight of stairs I've fallen down, and if this interview goes well, it certainly won't be the last.

Throwing piss at the umpire was my journey through father-son bonding, and you're in no position to tell me otherwise.

Consider this my rejection of the metric system, to gain favour with this peanut farmer's daughter

Straight hot straight heat street meat secretes sheet streaks from these sweet cheeks

I've heard of fruit salad, but lettuce salad?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but grab that knife and strap in for some real intestinal damage.

The one thing I miss about New York is that straight heat street meat making mean streaks on my linen sheets.

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma karmapolice

"The passing of ransom soured due to a miscommunication and a briefcase containing thousands doll hairs"

"Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam-" were the last words heard by passengers on Flight 437 before Little Richard revealed the explosive vest underneath his velvet longcoat."

"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack hurry the fuck up I can hear the cops coming"

"Ruh roh Raggy, ri ron't rink re'll re rable ro ride raphnes rody rhat reasily"

"Would you help Jack on a horse? Would you help Jack Woltz move this horse head out of his bed"

"Right sweet straight heat street meat causing late night sheet streaks"

"Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down, open up the shopping channel within the next 30 minutes to save on commemorative DMX plates"

"Better buttered and slightly salted than slightly buttered and salting the wounds from your failed romantic adventures in popcorn saleswomen"

"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack"

"They say absence makes a heart grow fonder, but according to my doctor this abscess is causing my endocarditis and now I don't know who to believe"

"Maybe its the weather, but their music got depressing after changing the band to Franki Valli and the Four Seasonal Affective Disorders"

"Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom goes the dynamite"