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Everything posted by Elvis Preschoolbusterello
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Prayer-warriors mobilize! This chicken-fried steak ainβt gonna resurrect itself.
Elvis Preschoolbusterello replied to Colfax McLiverneck's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Pure poetry. Thank you for this. -
It looked like the torrent was slowing, but no such luck.
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I hope you enjoy these catchphrases; they were originally developed by German scientists in the 1940s.
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Not so secret weapons. -
When I go to the zoo, the monkeys quote my catchphrases at me.
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All my defenses are down. -
For me, writing catchphrases is like designing architecture.
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I don't know how to do that, either. -
Where do I get my ideas? I'm not sure, but they started appearing after I crashed my motorcycle
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Helmut, schmelmut -
They call them "grapefruits" but grapes are already fruits in the first place.
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Grapes of laughs -
Where did all these spiders come from? Spider-land?
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Little miss snuff-it -
You're too old to play with dollies, I don't care if it is the dolly lama
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OK, bored now. -
That hot water bottle isn't so hot. 6/10 I'd say
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Hot water bottle nor not.com -
I found a piece of cat shit between my toes. Finally, someone to talk to!
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Prayers answered -
Shrekronomicom and Elvis Cholesterolstello walked into a bar. But only one person walked in
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How is possible??????? -
They call it a forklift, but it can also lift spoons and knives. False advertising!
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I just got back from the doctor. I got in trouble when they told me I have cancer because I thought they said "pants her"
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So I did -
You might think I have nothing better to do than write catchphrases all day. Well you'd be wrong. I can still masturbate one more time at least
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Before it starts to bleed -
I can shit with the best of them. Viva la merde!
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Mayday! -
Step right up, the stairs to outer space only go one way
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Hairway to steven -
We just got the news, Willie Nelson has Farm Aids
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RIP Willie -
There will never be another bush in the white house unless melania forgets to shave
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Oops, that one was actually funny. Sorry, won't happen again -
Gimme five. No, five dollars for a prostitute! Communication is important
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I can't stress it enough, communication is important -
He had high cholesterol. High as a kite you might say. Kite-lesterol!
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Kites r fun -
They call them "giant shrimps" but I call them future poop
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Whats the deal with future poop -
Close captioning isn't just for the hearing impaired, it's also for the hairing impaired.
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Bald devils out to get me -
Every time I think about something in my head, I type it up immediately because otherwise the demons will get me
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Thoughts. Who'da thunk em -
It's hard to type when both hands are chained to your ankles. Right, Mayor McCheese?
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McCheese is my master