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I hope you enjoy these catchphrases; they were originally developed by German scientists in the 1940s.
By Elvis Preschoolbusterello, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I go to the zoo, the monkeys quote my catchphrases at me.
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For me, writing catchphrases is like designing architecture.
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Where do I get my ideas? I'm not sure, but they started appearing after I crashed my motorcycle
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They call them "grapefruits" but grapes are already fruits in the first place.
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Where did all these spiders come from? Spider-land?
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You're too old to play with dollies, I don't care if it is the dolly lama
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That hot water bottle isn't so hot. 6/10 I'd say
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I found a piece of cat shit between my toes. Finally, someone to talk to!
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Shrekronomicom and Elvis Cholesterolstello walked into a bar. But only one person walked in
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They call it a forklift, but it can also lift spoons and knives. False advertising!
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I just got back from the doctor. I got in trouble when they told me I have cancer because I thought they said "pants her"
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You might think I have nothing better to do than write catchphrases all day. Well you'd be wrong. I can still masturbate one more time at least
By Elvis Preschoolbusterello, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I can shit with the best of them. Viva la merde!
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Step right up, the stairs to outer space only go one way
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We just got the news, Willie Nelson has Farm Aids
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There will never be another bush in the white house unless melania forgets to shave
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Gimme five. No, five dollars for a prostitute! Communication is important
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He had high cholesterol. High as a kite you might say. Kite-lesterol!
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They call them "giant shrimps" but I call them future poop
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Close captioning isn't just for the hearing impaired, it's also for the hairing impaired.
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Every time I think about something in my head, I type it up immediately because otherwise the demons will get me
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It's hard to type when both hands are chained to your ankles. Right, Mayor McCheese?
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You know what really gets my goat? The local goat-napper. Murder, I say
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