TheGloriousJACOB

Enter the parabola and start doing push ups

The swahili swami was caught smuggling sliced salami

If your turducken is still clucking it may be under cooked.

Process until smooth and serve immediately.

Honey I've got a bone or two to pick with you

Never put a rear facing child seat in the front

The mythical Red Yeti ate all our spaghetti

Wamping and stomping since 69

The bagel burglar has struck again. This time she's stolen all our donuts.

When dropping a load make sure your glad hands are disconnected before pulling away.

Stop spooning my girlfriends or I'm going to fork you up.

There's a hamster in the hamper. Call the fire department again.

Drop kick Murphy Brown.

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Slap a sticker on my back and call me a grapefruit

Spoon

Elf yeah Brah!

Swapping saliva like my grandma after her salivary gland transplant.

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Spy Kids II on DVD and video.

FORK!

Voluptuous Vixens from Venezuela venture to Virginia in an effort to vindicate Vera Wang and Vladimir Putin.

This just in Mick Jagger is haveing robotic augmentation surgery. An will henceforth be know as Mick Jaeger, or Mr. RobotMick for short.

Just like a street fighter in the bathroom I'M POOPIN.