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Posts posted by TheGloriousJACOB
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Gords got a gash in g his pants. It's full of ants!
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I've come to find myself furiously farting out fires on Friday nights in February.
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The coolest thing about Carmex chap stick is that you can leave it in a car down in Mexico it'll melt.
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I've never been punch drunk on love, but I did once drunk punch a dove!
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Go dig up the dead dog, old man Timmy fell in his beef wellington again!
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If I hurl please tell earl. Abandon all hope the ambulance is on the way.
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A loaf of bread a day will keep the doctor away. Unless you're gluten intolerant.
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Constantly critically clobbering critters
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The Sounds Of the future and the tank is very good.
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After a week long battle with bloat. Phillips frog finally farted. The fumes smelt fantastic!
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All good kids like milk. So keep a couple extra gallons in you trunk.
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If your turducken is still clucking it may be under cooked.
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after day 3 of consuming only ghea I was plagued with raging diarrhea
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A Zebra in a zoot suit blew a big toot
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chuck mangione is still addicted to fried bologna
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Mom why you do dat to me?
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You haven't lived until you've participated in the clam wake and bake.
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Zip it up Zebra, your shoes are untied.
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Mom if you tell me to tie my shoes another 17 times I'm going velcro
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Chugging ranch dressing isn't depressing
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All good kids like milk. So keep a couple extra gallons in you trunk.
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I sense a powerful presence of parents at this pizza party
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Please don't pants me my package can't handle the heat
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Ebenezer eat your eggs or else
Call me a grifter, call me a drifter. Just don't call me Adolf Hitler's sister.
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Call me a grifter, call me a drifter. Just don't call me Adolf Hitler's sister.