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Posts posted by TheGloriousJACOB
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The swahili swami was caught smuggling sliced salami
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If your turducken is still clucking it may be under cooked.
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Process until smooth and serve immediately.
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Honey I've got a bone or two to pick with you
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Never put a rear facing child seat in the front
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The mythical Red Yeti ate all our spaghetti
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Wamping and stomping since 69
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The bagel burglar has struck again. This time she's stolen all our donuts.
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When dropping a load make sure your glad hands are disconnected before pulling away.
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Stop spooning my girlfriends or I'm going to fork you up.
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There's a hamster in the hamper. Call the fire department again.
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Drop kick Murphy Brown.
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Slap a sticker on my back and call me a grapefruit
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Spoon
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Elf yeah Brah!
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Swapping saliva like my grandma after her salivary gland transplant.
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Spy Kids II on DVD and video.
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FORK!
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Voluptuous Vixens from Venezuela venture to Virginia in an effort to vindicate Vera Wang and Vladimir Putin.
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This just in Mick Jagger is haveing robotic augmentation surgery. An will henceforth be know as Mick Jaeger, or Mr. RobotMick for short.
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Just like a street fighter in the bathroom I'M POOPIN.
Enter the parabola and start doing push ups
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Enter the parabola and start doing push ups