EricWatson

A mass stigmata... that will show 'em.

You got Salsa in my Hummus. No you got Hummus in my Salsa. Now introducing Reece's Salsa Hummus Bar. 2 great tastes that go great together.

How many Boxcar Jones would Boxcar Jones boxcar if Boxcar Jones could boxcar, Jones?

I accidentally bought fifty-four dollars worth of chocolate.

Kittens!!!

Orwellian Gaslighting is the title of my next album.

It's like some sorta Occam's Razor Rube Goldberg Pocket Universe Paradox Machine.

I can't wait for the Admiral Ackbar solo movie.

Oligarchs Unite!!!

Moses supposes his mitosis is roses but Moses supposes erroneously.

Let me mansplain my vasectomy to you.