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  2. Posted

    So it's me, Jason... Mantzoukas... Bill Kirchenbauer, and Humpty.... Dumpty.

     

    And Jason starts to FREAK out. He's screaming at Humpty, who's on top of a great wall and he's mad because Humpty Dumpty keeps singing the wrong song lyrics to one of Jason's favorite songs. Apparently he thinks it's "Mr. Weatherbee! Mr. Weatherbee! Mr. Weatherbee is an an-i-mal!" And Jason's face is all red and shit, and Bill and I are frantically trying to pull Jason away from the wall, but it's not really working because every time we start to gain some traction, Bill has to stop and pull up his sweat pants. And we got REAL close one time, but then Bill's coaching whistle started to strangle me, so we had to reset.. And the whole time we're just imagining that Humpty Dumpty is going to have a great fall, because he's got Beats by Dre on, and he's rocking out pretty hard with his eyes close, and he's very close to having a great fall. And if that happen, then egg go everywhere, egg go all over Jason, get in Jason mouth, and Jason die.. But try as we might, we can't get Jason away, and he just keeps screaming "I'd RATHER be.. GOD DAMN IT.. I'd RATHER be!!" but fortunately just as Humpy Dumpy start to fall, Panthro shows up and easily scoops all of us to safety in his warm muscular arms..

     

    Heeeeey!

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    I actually thought the wild horses ep was one of the worst too. I felt like they hijacked the show and didn't let the boys do their thing. Which like.. could be great because god knows the boys deserve it for putting other people into uncomfortable positions, but I didn't feel like they did much with it once they took it.

     

    If I had to bet I'd guess that's the episode the clemington was talking about when he mentioned the "bad episode".

     

    Nothing against the wild horses in general though, they're good in other things.

     

     

    I actually didn't care for some of the Wild Horses not too long ago, but I really liked that episode. The only one in the last couple months I thought was bad was the one last week (Alison Rich). It was slow and boring until the boys started harassing the staff to save it.

     

    The worst ep by far is Dan Klein. He can't go more than two sentences without using the word "like." I almost turned it off halfway through, and it never really got any better.

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  4. Posted

    Finally! PW recovery finally worked and it's not too late for me to plead to Sean and Hayes to keep the podcast alive!

     

    You guys have so much to podcast for. Don't stop now.. Just threaten to quit about 5 more times over 6 more months, and then start a Patreon and make over $10K a month each. It's easy! We have faith in you.

     

    And don't listen to those "old school" turds that bought the pro version 3 years ago and now think they're so cool and better than the rest of us that they don't need the show anymore. They'll be pumping our gas in a couple years.

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  8. Posted

    great episode! I made an account just to say that.

     

    Smoke up, Johnny! hahhaha.. and that's from that movie.. Sixteen Candles.

     

    Speaking of smoking, I can't get that Wild Horses ep promo shot of Sean on the couch out of my head. I've always thought myself to be more of a Hayes man, but that confident look in his face, the sunglasses indoors, the way he matched his sneakers and hoodie.. I'm smitten!

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  12. Posted

    This episode has me more worried than most- I mean, it was good, funny, nice, smart, etc., but I'm worried because of the camel crushes because as we all know Sean , one of our favorite boys, used to puff those thing like there's no tomorrow and the temptation of having such a delicious spaghetti dinner, Sean might get full! Might think to himself oh it's just one .. DON'T DO IT SEAN YOU'RE STRONGER THEN THAT. JUST EAT THE DINNER AND BE SATISFIED WITH YOURSELF AND HOW GOOD THE SHOW

     

    I smoke Camel Crushes too, (Used to be a pack a day, down to 1 a week) and I eat spaghetti at least twice a month. I also have an annoying partner named Nick that's always trying to fuck small children.. So this episode really hit home for me.

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  18. Posted

    Hey guys, new listener here. I started listening to the show a few months ago, and I've zipped right through most of them. I've been going mostly out of order for the most part, just kind of picking and choosing based on guests I like, and also on recommendations from the forums. To pay it forward, I thought I'd list my top 5 favorite and least favorite episodes so far!

     

    These are in no particular order, because they're all pretty good, and it'd be a real nightmare trying to decide which is the best, and so on.

     

    My TOP 5

     

    Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson

    The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn

    Handbook East with Tom Scharpling

    Chris Gethard, Our Close Friend

    The Secret Story of the Missing Episode with Tom Scharpling

     

     

    And here's a list of 5 of the episodes that were okay, but not quite as good as the others for some particular reason. I can't put my finger on it.

     

    The We Don't Need Hayes Show with Jeff Dunham

    Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend

    The ScuzzMan Returns

    Devin Field, Our Pet Project

    Cartoons, Our Close Friends

     

    Thanks!

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  19. Posted

    poaching is the best way to make egg

     

    baked egg, scrambled egg, and omelette egg are all very good but I feel that they are dishes in themselves and can't be considered merely a preparation method for egg

     

    That reminds me of the episode where Sean is making eggs while talking to Hayes and Tom, and Sean asks for help, and Tom asks him how he's trying to prepare his eggs in the frying pan, and I was so desperately hoping he would have said "poached".

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