MatthewMack

Sarzoky is the guy from The Strain, right? Buss'up episode, but I was a little uncomfortable with PFT seeming a little peeved they skeeved Spont.

So it's me, Jason... Mantzoukas... Bill Kirchenbauer, and Humpty.... Dumpty. And Jason starts to FREAK out. He's screaming at Humpty, who's on top of a great wall and he's mad because Humpty Dumpty keeps singing the wrong song lyrics to one of Jason's favorite songs. Apparently he thinks it's "Mr. Weatherbee! Mr. Weatherbee! Mr. Weatherbee is an an-i-mal!" And Jason's face is all red and shit, and Bill and I are frantically trying to pull Jason away from the wall, but it's not really working because every time we start to gain some traction, Bill has to stop and pull up his sweat pants. And we got REAL close one time, but then Bill's coaching whistle started to strangle me, so we had to reset.. And the whole time we're just imagining that Humpty Dumpty is going to have a great fall, because he's got Beats by Dre on, and he's rocking out pretty hard with his eyes close, and he's very close to having a great fall. And if that happen, then egg go everywhere, egg go all over Jason, get in Jason mouth, and Jason die.. But try as we might, we can't get Jason away, and he just keeps screaming "I'd RATHER be.. GOD DAMN IT.. I'd RATHER be!!" but fortunately just as Humpy Dumpy start to fall, Panthro shows up and easily scoops all of us to safety in his warm muscular arms.. Heeeeey!

I actually didn't care for some of the Wild Horses not too long ago, but I really liked that episode. The only one in the last couple months I thought was bad was the one last week (Alison Rich). It was slow and boring until the boys started harassing the staff to save it. The worst ep by far is Dan Klein. He can't go more than two sentences without using the word "like." I almost turned it off halfway through, and it never really got any better.

Finally! PW recovery finally worked and it's not too late for me to plead to Sean and Hayes to keep the podcast alive! You guys have so much to podcast for. Don't stop now.. Just threaten to quit about 5 more times over 6 more months, and then start a Patreon and make over $10K a month each. It's easy! We have faith in you. And don't listen to those "old school" turds that bought the pro version 3 years ago and now think they're so cool and better than the rest of us that they don't need the show anymore. They'll be pumping our gas in a couple years.

I'm sick of people saying that women can't be funny. 6 of the last 7 female guests have been VERY funny!

I thought the opener was a-maize-ing.

Claud Squad 4 lyfe! I loved when she commented on Chrushank not being a real name, because I thought she was saying Cruikshank, which is the last name of the main character on her show Love.

Smoke up, Johnny! hahhaha.. and that's from that movie.. Sixteen Candles. Speaking of smoking, I can't get that Wild Horses ep promo shot of Sean on the couch out of my head. I've always thought myself to be more of a Hayes man, but that confident look in his face, the sunglasses indoors, the way he matched his sneakers and hoodie.. I'm smitten!

It'd be nice if the cast was introduced afterwards. I notice a lot of the time I'm wondering who's voicing a role.

Wait.. so there were only 3 of them?

I loved this ep. It reminded me of that situation where you're at the bar with a friend, and you're sitting with the two sort-of cute strangers you just met.. and you can't tell if you like each other yet, but all of you know you're getting fucked tonight..

I smoke Camel Crushes too, (Used to be a pack a day, down to 1 a week) and I eat spaghetti at least twice a month. I also have an annoying partner named Nick that's always trying to fuck small children.. So this episode really hit home for me.

I heard they were sending John Boy.

Does anyone have a neat reference guide to all the meta mentions that were going on later in the episode. I lost track of who was talking about themselves and when they might have been talking about other people.

Wow.. having just listened to the Chris Bannon episode, this post feels somewhat hacky.

Hey guys, new listener here. I started listening to the show a few months ago, and I've zipped right through most of them. I've been going mostly out of order for the most part, just kind of picking and choosing based on guests I like, and also on recommendations from the forums. To pay it forward, I thought I'd list my top 5 favorite and least favorite episodes so far! These are in no particular order, because they're all pretty good, and it'd be a real nightmare trying to decide which is the best, and so on. My TOP 5 Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson The Grease Knows Eggs Show with Jesse Thorn Handbook East with Tom Scharpling Chris Gethard, Our Close Friend The Secret Story of the Missing Episode with Tom Scharpling And here's a list of 5 of the episodes that were okay, but not quite as good as the others for some particular reason. I can't put my finger on it. The We Don't Need Hayes Show with Jeff Dunham Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend The ScuzzMan Returns Devin Field, Our Pet Project Cartoons, Our Close Friends Thanks!

I keep HEARING about the Cheddar Bay biscuits, but I'm not SEEING the Cheddar Bay biscuits.

You eager squirrel.

That reminds me of the episode where Sean is making eggs while talking to Hayes and Tom, and Sean asks for help, and Tom asks him how he's trying to prepare his eggs in the frying pan, and I was so desperately hoping he would have said "poached".