DaveSheir
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Hey diddle, diddle the cat played the fiddle and immediately went viral and was signed by a major record label.
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Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man... kind of a boring asshole.
DaveSheir posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Tell me what you want, what you really, really want! I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. I just want to borrow the god damn cup of sugar, Ted!
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Let the record show that those tents and that fire were there long before my client reached the site. This is a clear case of encampment.
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Don’t call it a come back, that was just premature ejaculation.
DaveSheir posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In a “Junior” type medical miracle, Jack Johnson and Sufjan Stevens are now the proud parents of Surfjam Stevens.
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In a “Junior” type medical miracle, Jack Johnson and Sufjan Stevens are now the proud parents of Surfjam Stevens.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill came back, no sign of Jack and no investigation was conducted.
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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke his head. The monkeys learned nothing and one by one they died.
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They say I'm my own worst enemy which is disappointing because I'd hoped my worst enemy would be more attractive
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Please understand that this new obsession of yours, collecting vintage jumpsuits, is inherently classist. They'll see right through you, cavorting around town, self-assuredly cosplaying the proletariat.
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Peter Peter, pumpkin eater had a wife and didn’t feed her so she left his pumpkin eating ass.
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When my girlfriend said she wanted to tie the knot, I was nervous but once she tied me to the bed that’s when things started to get really kinky.
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Hey man, I don’t want to pass the buck. I spent hours hunting and skinning this thing and you didn’t help at all.
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To make a long story short, I was born and, someday, I will die.
DaveSheir posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
To make a long story short, I was born and, someday, I will die.
