Pugfugly Ate He Fore
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Please, Dr. Frankenberry is my father, you can call me Barry Frankendoctor.
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Hey there mister, here's a tongue twister; two salty sailors had their way with your sister!
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I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Pauly Shore, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?
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You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.
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Batman's parents were killed in Crime Alley, but ironically his kids were conceived in Kirstie Alley
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Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.
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Ground-Control to Major Tom; your wife's a whore, and so's your mom.
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Well ram your patella in my penis and call me Cockney!
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Just like Abraham Lincoln said when he swallowed his molar, "This tooth shall pass."
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Did you even bother to ask if that ho over there has any thoughts on the matter?
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Did you even bother to ask if that ho over there has any thoughts on the matter?
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Last night I took a bath with Bubbles. I borrowed the bubbles from my next door neighbor, Candy. Then I ate candy. Junior Mints to be exact. My girlfriend brought them over when we fucked...which was why I needed to take a bath.
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Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can. That's The Exorcist code!
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I have no use today for my chartreuse charcuterie tray.
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Magneto only sips Mojitos Incognito - I think he might have a drinking problem
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Hopefully you had time to print this one out and mail it to yourself. Gotta get some of them sweet Aucker-Bucks BAY-BEEEE! -
If humans are 60% water, shouldn't we call ourselves Aquamankind?
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I'd like to buy a vowel Pat. An "E" please. I'd also like to buy a pack of Cool Menthols.
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I'd like to buy a vowel Pat. An "E" please. I'd also like to buy a pack of Cool Menthols. -
Yeah, could I get a foot-long roasted chicken breast on Parmesan Oregano please? Hmm? Oh, how about provolone. Let's do lettuce, tomato, green peppers, olives...is that spinach? Yeah, spinach. Just a little bit of mayo please. No. Neither.
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Yeah, could I get a foot-long roasted chicken breast on Parmesan Oregano please? Hmm? Oh, how about provolone. Let's do lettuce, tomato, green peppers, olives...is that spinach? Yeah, spinach. Just a little bit of mayo please. No. Neither. -
I accidentally put "Chicken" Mrs. Dash on my eggs and now I feel like a sociopath.
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Human beings are really nothing more than poop factories. Talk about a GROSS domestic product!
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I suffer from erectile dysfunction and am no longer capable of pleasuring my wife physically....IN BED!
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SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE...and open your cheesecake hole please.
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Well ram your patella in my penis and call me Cockney!
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Slip past the guard and get to the vault before he gives you the paddle. That's how we play...SPANK BANK!
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Spank Bank is filmed before a live studio audience...in their underwear. -
If you would like to be a contestant on Comedy Tang Slang, send nudes and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to: PO Box Scotty Aucks!
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Or is it Scotty Ox?
