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I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Peter Lorre, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?

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Well, do ya?!?
- September 25, 2017
If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious. No one look in the old well behind the barn...

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Well.
- September 15, 2017
If Figrin D'an has a Jizz band, does that mean that he does Jizz hands?

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Sticky.
- July 9, 2017
I heard that a prostitute's customer took his mountain lion to the woods for a week with a cantaloupe. It was a John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!

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Uhg.
- July 2, 2017
Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.

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CBB Bump!
- July 2, 2017
- 1 reply
Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.

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This might be my worst one yet.
- March 20, 2017
- 1 reply
I watched the director's cut of Kulap V Laysack last night. It was just as boring, but really fleshed out the characters more.

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Too personal...or just personal enough?
- July 2, 2017
If this Asgard's Ragnarockin', don't come a knockin'. If you open Heimdall's door, you'll be leaving mighty Thor.

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CBB Bump!
- June 30, 2017
- 1 reply
If this Asgard's Ragnarockin', don't come a knockin'. If you open Heimdall's door, you'll be leaving mighty Thor.

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Sorry, the trailer's so good, i couldn't resist.
- April 10, 2017
- 1 reply
If Beyonce is married to fiance, please give Fiona Apple a diet peach snapple.

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CBB Bump!
- June 30, 2017
- 1 reply
If Beyonce is married to fiance, please give Fiona Apple a diet peach snapple.

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- April 11, 2017
- 1 reply
With great power comes great responsibility, and with a great meal comes an amazingly satisfying bowel movement.

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CBB Bump!
- June 30, 2017
- 1 reply
With great power comes great responsibility, and with a great meal comes an amazingly satisfying bowel movement.

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Submission #2.
- April 11, 2017
- 1 reply
Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury...Sailor Uranus? Why not try leasing her your anus first, and see how that goes.

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CBB Bump!
- June 30, 2017
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Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury...Sailor Uranus? Why not try leasing her your anus first, and see how that goes.

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It's a buyer's market.
- April 11, 2017
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Charlie Puth, lost a tooth, munching on a Baby Ruth. All this and more on this week's episode of 60 Minutes.

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I'm not Morley Safer.
- June 30, 2017
Frankly, I'd like to know just how many "Sauls" Jesus turned into "Pauls" over the course of 33 years!

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Biblical.
- March 26, 2017
With friends like these, who needs enemas? Severely constipated people with impacted bowels, that's who!

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Send in the Fleet!
- March 25, 2017
Milk does a body good, buy hydrofluoric acid will begin dissolving skin, muscle, and bone almost immediately upon contact.

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Calci-YUM!
- March 25, 2017
The Queen of Hearts, she smelled my farts, and died of asphyxiation.

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Fart joke.
- March 21, 2017
That wang Michael Caine said "Aloe Vera," to Vera Wang.

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Crap, just read that Mr. Caine is in the late stages of cancer. I need a new celebrity with a thick cockney accent so I can retract and replace this one.
- March 21, 2017
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That wang Michael Caine said "Aloe Vera," to Vera Wang.

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- March 20, 2017
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You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.

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- March 20, 2017
Batman's parents were killed in Crime Alley, but ironically his kids were conceived in Kirstie Alley

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Ewwww
- March 20, 2017
- 1 reply
Can I get a McPick Two? Oh, and can I get a dick pic too? Bah-doo-bop-bah-bah, I'M LOVING IT!

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- March 20, 2017

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I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Peter Lorre, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?

If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious. No one look in the old well behind the barn...

If Figrin D'an has a Jizz band, does that mean that he does Jizz hands?

I heard that a prostitute's customer took his mountain lion to the woods for a week with a cantaloupe. It was a John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!

Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.

Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.

I watched the director's cut of Kulap V Laysack last night. It was just as boring, but really fleshed out the characters more.

If this Asgard's Ragnarockin', don't come a knockin'. If you open Heimdall's door, you'll be leaving mighty Thor.

If this Asgard's Ragnarockin', don't come a knockin'. If you open Heimdall's door, you'll be leaving mighty Thor.

If Beyonce is married to fiance, please give Fiona Apple a diet peach snapple.

If Beyonce is married to fiance, please give Fiona Apple a diet peach snapple.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with a great meal comes an amazingly satisfying bowel movement.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with a great meal comes an amazingly satisfying bowel movement.

Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury...Sailor Uranus? Why not try leasing her your anus first, and see how that goes.

Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury...Sailor Uranus? Why not try leasing her your anus first, and see how that goes.

Charlie Puth, lost a tooth, munching on a Baby Ruth. All this and more on this week's episode of 60 Minutes.

Frankly, I'd like to know just how many "Sauls" Jesus turned into "Pauls" over the course of 33 years!

With friends like these, who needs enemas? Severely constipated people with impacted bowels, that's who!

Milk does a body good, buy hydrofluoric acid will begin dissolving skin, muscle, and bone almost immediately upon contact.

The Queen of Hearts, she smelled my farts, and died of asphyxiation.

That wang Michael Caine said "Aloe Vera," to Vera Wang.

That wang Michael Caine said "Aloe Vera," to Vera Wang.

You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.

Batman's parents were killed in Crime Alley, but ironically his kids were conceived in Kirstie Alley

Can I get a McPick Two? Oh, and can I get a dick pic too? Bah-doo-bop-bah-bah, I'M LOVING IT!

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