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Meghan and Harry, putting the sex in Sussex since 2018.

My good sir, you must concur, the lady beaver's worth the fur.

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Three Men AND a baby? In this economy?!?

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Anything you can do, I can do wetter. I'm so very damp.

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*Actually* Fran and Ken Stein were the names of a nice retired couple from upstate New York. "The Monster" is their adult son who lives in their basement and thinks he's a D.J.

Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to SIIIIIIIIIING!

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You may have failed, but at least your heart was in the right place...slightly left of the center of your chest.

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2B or not 2B, that is the question. I can't remember which apartment is mine.

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but fondling makes the part grow longer.

I'd be more impressed if Joey Hotdog ate 10 chestnuts in 76 minutes.

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Who the frick approved there being a Phoebe Waller-Bridge AND a Phoebe Bridgers?!?

Have the Human Genome Project people identified the other 49 Hannahs Montana yet?

Medium Young Rock doesn’t really look that much younger than Large Young Rock.

In a world full of Chets, be a Colin.

I just invented the Reuben’s Cube. It’s basically a Rubik’s cube, just drenched in thousand island dressing.

I have the unique superpower to recognize actors in set photos that journalists deem them “unrecognizable” in.