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Everything posted by Pugfugly Ate He Fore
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There's no "I" in team, but there's definitely one in Sammy Davis Jr.
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Oscar Wilde told Julia Child "I like my salsa chunky and mild."
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Sure, you've heard of podcasts, but have you ever tried codpasts? It's an old fish. It stinks.
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Sure, you've heard of podcasts, but have you ever tried codpasts? It's an old fish. It stinks. -
At the end of the day, a candle is just a crayon you cremate.
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An entire fleet of Fleet enemas couldn't dislodge the log-jam i've got in my jog-clam.
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Chess is just Checkers with mutant powers.
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Chris Pratt once was fat but now he's very lean. Some people sold pics of his flabby man-tits and that was very mean.
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Chris Pratt once was fat but now he's very lean. Some people sold pics of his flabby man-tits and that was very mean. -
Martin Short, he built a fort, too small for Terry Long. Terry was scary and Martin was fartin', and now you've sung my song.
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Martin Short, he built a fort, too small for Terry Long. Terry was scary and Martin was fartin', and now you've sung my song -
May I Dingle my Dangle in your can of Jingle Jangle?
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Mr. Fantastic, his penis elastic. Eel O'Brien, can't fault him for tryin'.
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Mr. Fantastic, his penis elastic. Eel O'Brien, can't fault him for tryin'. -
Of course Kirstie Alley is a stage name. She chose it because you can comfortably park a mid-size sedan in her.
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Of course Kirstie Alley is a stage name. She chose it because you can comfortably park a mid-sized sedan in her. -
A nickel per tickle, a dollar to holler, give me some money, I'm living in squalor
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I totally read this in Scott's voice, bravo.- 1 reply
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There once was a creature from Venus, whose body was shaped like a penis. He shuffled down halls (on feet shaped like balls) and nothing else rhymes with penis.
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You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.
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You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.
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You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey. -
Human beings are really nothing more than poop factories. Talk about a GROSS domestic product!
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Human beings are really nothing more than poop factories. Talk about a GROSS domestic product!
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Lizzy Caplan took Ex-Lax, and gave her toilet forty craps. And when she saw what she had done, she wiped some paper on her bum.
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Last night I took a bath with Bubbles. I borrowed the bubbles from my next door neighbor, Candy. Then I ate candy. Junior Mints to be exact. My girlfriend brought them over when we fucked...which was why I needed to take a bath.
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Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.
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Ground-Control to Major Tom; your wife's a whore, and so's your mom.
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Ground-Control to Major Tom; your wife's a whore, and so's your mom. -
Ground-Control to Major Tom; your wife's a whore, and so's your mom.
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Longing makes the heart grow fonder, but fondling makes the part grow longer.
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