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Last night I took a bath with Bubbles. I borrowed the bubbles from my next door neighbor, Candy. Then I ate candy. Junior Mints to be exact. My girlfriend brought them over when we fucked...which was why I needed to take a bath.

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- May 7, 2020
- 6 replies
Lizzy Caplan took Ex-Lax, and gave her toilet forty craps. And when she saw what she had done, she wiped some paper on her bum.

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- May 7, 2020
- 5 replies
Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Thus concludes my description of Hulk Hogan's living room.

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- May 7, 2020
- 8 replies
Human beings are really nothing more than poop factories. Talk about a GROSS domestic product!

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- March 25, 2020
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You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.

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- March 25, 2020
- 3 replies
I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Pauly Shore, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?

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- March 25, 2020
- 5 replies
Hey there mister, here's a tongue twister; two salty sailors had their way with your sister!

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- March 25, 2020
- 5 replies
Please, Dr. Frankenberry is my father, you can call me Barry Frankendoctor.

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- March 25, 2020
- 2 replies
Please, Dr. Frankenberry is my father, you can call me Barry Frankendoctor.

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Marshmallows.
- September 15, 2017
- 2 replies
When you're sliding into first, but your really in a hearse, you're a dead-guy. Cha cha cha.

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- March 25, 2020
- 2 replies
When you're sliding into first, but your really in a hearse, you're a dead-guy. Cha cha cha.

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- March 20, 2017
- 2 replies
I hate to argue, but Al Franken's stein was merely what the monster chose to drink his beer out of, not his actual name.

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- March 25, 2020
- 1 reply
I hate to argue, but Al Franken's stein was merely what the monster chose to drink his beer out of, not his actual name.

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I hate to argue, but Al Franken's stein was merely what the monster chose to drink his beer out of, not his actual name.
- September 4, 2019
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When you're sliding into home, and your crotch begins to FOAM?!? Gonorrhea!

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- March 25, 2020
- 3 replies
When you're sliding into home, and your crotch begins to FOAM?!? Gonorrhea!

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When you're sliding into home, and your crotch begins to FOAM?!? Gonorrhea!
- October 3, 2019
- 3 replies
Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Thus concludes my description of Hulk Hogan's living room.

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- March 25, 2020
- 8 replies
Lend me your rear and i'll try on a thong, and i'll try not to scream when I pee.

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- March 25, 2020
- 3 replies
Lend me your rear and i'll try on a thong, and i'll try not to scream when I pee.

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Lend me your rear and i'll try on a thong, and i'll try not to scream when I pee.
- September 7, 2019
- 3 replies
There once was a creature from Venus, whose body was shaped like a penis. He shuffled down halls (on feet shaped like balls) and nothing else rhymes with penis.

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- March 25, 2020
- 7 replies
I don't practice santeria, i'm just naturally really good at it.

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Rest in power.
- September 11, 2017
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I don't practice santeria, i'm just naturally really good at it.

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- March 11, 2020
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Milk, Milk, Lemonade. Round the corner...that's one nasty Arnold Palmer.

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- March 11, 2020
- 2 replies
A prostitute's customer took a mountain lion and a cantaloupe to the woods for a week. It was a real John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!

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- March 11, 2020
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A prostitute's customer took a mountain lion and a cantaloupe to the woods for a week. It was a real John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!

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A prostitute's customer took a mountain lion and a cantaloupe to the woods for a week. It was a real John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!
- January 8, 2019
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Christian Slater? I barely Christian knew her! By which I mean I bearly knew her in the Biblical sense. By which I mean we screwed on a bear skin rug.

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- March 11, 2020
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Last night I took a bath with Bubbles. I borrowed the bubbles from my next door neighbor, Candy. Then I ate candy. Junior Mints to be exact. My girlfriend brought them over when we fucked...which was why I needed to take a bath.

Lizzy Caplan took Ex-Lax, and gave her toilet forty craps. And when she saw what she had done, she wiped some paper on her bum.

Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Thus concludes my description of Hulk Hogan's living room.

Human beings are really nothing more than poop factories. Talk about a GROSS domestic product!

You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.

I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Pauly Shore, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?

Hey there mister, here's a tongue twister; two salty sailors had their way with your sister!

Please, Dr. Frankenberry is my father, you can call me Barry Frankendoctor.

Please, Dr. Frankenberry is my father, you can call me Barry Frankendoctor.

When you're sliding into first, but your really in a hearse, you're a dead-guy. Cha cha cha.

When you're sliding into first, but your really in a hearse, you're a dead-guy. Cha cha cha.

I hate to argue, but Al Franken's stein was merely what the monster chose to drink his beer out of, not his actual name.

I hate to argue, but Al Franken's stein was merely what the monster chose to drink his beer out of, not his actual name.

When you're sliding into home, and your crotch begins to FOAM?!? Gonorrhea!

When you're sliding into home, and your crotch begins to FOAM?!? Gonorrhea!

Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Thus concludes my description of Hulk Hogan's living room.

Lend me your rear and i'll try on a thong, and i'll try not to scream when I pee.

Lend me your rear and i'll try on a thong, and i'll try not to scream when I pee.

There once was a creature from Venus, whose body was shaped like a penis. He shuffled down halls (on feet shaped like balls) and nothing else rhymes with penis.

I don't practice santeria, i'm just naturally really good at it.

I don't practice santeria, i'm just naturally really good at it.

Milk, Milk, Lemonade. Round the corner...that's one nasty Arnold Palmer.

A prostitute's customer took a mountain lion and a cantaloupe to the woods for a week. It was a real John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!

A prostitute's customer took a mountain lion and a cantaloupe to the woods for a week. It was a real John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!

Christian Slater? I barely Christian knew her! By which I mean I bearly knew her in the Biblical sense. By which I mean we screwed on a bear skin rug.

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