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Last night I took a bath with Bubbles. I borrowed the bubbles from my next door neighbor, Candy. Then I ate candy. Junior Mints to be exact. My girlfriend brought them over when we fucked...which was why I needed to take a bath.
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Lizzy Caplan took Ex-Lax, and gave her toilet forty craps. And when she saw what she had done, she wiped some paper on her bum.
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Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Thus concludes my description of Hulk Hogan's living room.
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Human beings are really nothing more than poop factories. Talk about a GROSS domestic product!
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You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.
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I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Pauly Shore, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?
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Hey there mister, here's a tongue twister; two salty sailors had their way with your sister!
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Please, Dr. Frankenberry is my father, you can call me Barry Frankendoctor.
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Please, Dr. Frankenberry is my father, you can call me Barry Frankendoctor.
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When you're sliding into first, but your really in a hearse, you're a dead-guy. Cha cha cha.
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When you're sliding into first, but your really in a hearse, you're a dead-guy. Cha cha cha.
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I hate to argue, but Al Franken's stein was merely what the monster chose to drink his beer out of, not his actual name.
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I hate to argue, but Al Franken's stein was merely what the monster chose to drink his beer out of, not his actual name.
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When you're sliding into home, and your crotch begins to FOAM?!? Gonorrhea!
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When you're sliding into home, and your crotch begins to FOAM?!? Gonorrhea!
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Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Thus concludes my description of Hulk Hogan's living room.
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Lend me your rear and i'll try on a thong, and i'll try not to scream when I pee.
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Lend me your rear and i'll try on a thong, and i'll try not to scream when I pee.
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There once was a creature from Venus, whose body was shaped like a penis. He shuffled down halls (on feet shaped like balls) and nothing else rhymes with penis.
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I don't practice santeria, i'm just naturally really good at it.
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I don't practice santeria, i'm just naturally really good at it.
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Milk, Milk, Lemonade. Round the corner...that's one nasty Arnold Palmer.
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A prostitute's customer took a mountain lion and a cantaloupe to the woods for a week. It was a real John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!
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A prostitute's customer took a mountain lion and a cantaloupe to the woods for a week. It was a real John-Cougar-Melon-Camp!
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Christian Slater? I barely Christian knew her! By which I mean I bearly knew her in the Biblical sense. By which I mean we screwed on a bear skin rug.
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