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“Hyphen” is far too complicated and nuanced a word for what it actual describes.

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Can you believe that Estelle Getty took every single photograph in the Getty Images collection?

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Zach Braff is Ray Romano at 1.5 speed.

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I hate to break it to Deee-Lite, but the brain has far more grooves than the heart does. Nice try, Deee-Lite.

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Calling it now. The Magic Bullet blender is by far the best product tie-in to the JFK assassination.

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Welcome to Delaware, or as they say in Spanish "Of the Aware."

She sells knockoff Gucci bags by the Jersey Shore. Please contact the Wildwood police department if you see her.

Now, everyone knows that Tom Petty sang that waiting is the hardest part, but what my ding dong presupposes is...maybe it isn't?

Pink little nipples with brown, hairy rings / These are a few of my favorite things!

So long as you live under MY roof, you'll call him Jean Claude Van DARN!

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*Actually* Frankenstein was the DJ, and his monster was the rapper.

*Actually* Baba O'Riley was the doctor, and Teenage Wasteland was the monster he created.

Captain's Log: Medium firmness with visible corn kernels.

When life gives you Lyme Disease, make Lyme Diseaseaid.

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There's going to be two bangs; me banging your head, and you banging the floor. Then me banging your wife, so actually three, three bangs.

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