Pugfugly Ate He Fore

I want you all to promise me right now that when I'm on my death bed, you'll ask me who starred in the 1992 action comedy Captain Ron.

Is Zoë Wanamaker the British Mindy Sterling, or is Mindy Sterling the American Zoë Wanamaker?

Hockey is the fruit cake of sports.

Despite both having first names that are a repeated syllable, Didi Conn and Nana Vistor are TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE!

The only 90's sitcom reunion I'm interested in is locked away in a vault beneath Larry David's house.

It still befuddles me that Marge and Bart could do the Fastball Special in their arcade game, but Wolverine and Colossus could not.

Every actor in Soylent Green looks like an alternate version of Chuck Heston.

Pol Pot plays Pop Shot at the Top Pot by the Pot Shop.

Typo BUMP!

Chester? I hardly knew her! But she had a nice chest, so I did it anyways.

I know we're "yes, and-ing" here, but TurboGrafx was the bomb yo!

Meghan and Harry, putting the sus in Sussex since 2020. (This message brought to you by Buckingham Palace)

And in the end the love you take, is equal to the leaves you've raked. I TOLD you you should have taken that job at your Uncle Sal's landscaping business!

CBB BUMP!

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. As a matter of fact, why don't you just let me make it? You always screw it up.

CBB BUMP!

CBB BUMP!

There once was a creature from Venus, whose body was shaped like a penis. He shuffled down halls (on feet shaped like balls) and nothing else rhymes with penis.

CBB BUMP!

Lizzy Caplan took Ex-Lax, and gave her toilet forty craps. And when she saw what she had done, she wiped some paper on her bum.

CBB BUMP!

What wind from yonder butthole breaks? Tis the stink, and Juliet is the pink.

Remember kids; you can't spell Anaconda Shave Grammy without Macho Man Randy Savage!

Yeah, I wish I would have made notes for my first ones. Luckily my last three have all been in the last 30 day span, so I know those numbers.

Taking a victory lap here. I don't want to say I'm on a hot-streak, but I do feel slightly feverish. Also, I've lost my sense of taste...