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  1. muttnik

    Episode 226.5 - Minisode 226.5

    Double Dragon is available to stream on Tubi. It also streams through my heart 24/7.
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    Doom (2005)

    I think I've seen this movie thirtysomething times, but I never remember literally anything from it or who was in it other than The Rock. Anytime I see it playing on cable I'll watch, thinking maybe this time I'll retain something from it, but I never do. I never do.
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    Episode 226 - Body of Evidence: LIVE!

    I've never gotten why the elevator door opens and closes at the end of this scene. I always forget how this movie ends and assume someone important sees them screwing or that it'll be crucial to the plot but no, just phantom doors opening and closing. Maybe it's the phantom person who keeps cluing Julianne Moore into Dafoe's whereabouts.
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    Episode 224.5 - Minisode 224.5

    For sure. A lot of women's perfume for me falls into either floral, baby powder, musk, or middle school bathroom which is a hodgepodge of all three. Oh man, durian. I'd heard so much about it but had never experienced it until a couple of years ago. I was grabbing some cream wafer cookies at my local Asian market and noticed they'd started carrying the durian flavor. So I bought a package (along with my usual packages of taro, coconut, and strawberry), got home, and then was assaulted by the smell. The smell. There was no way to know before I opened the wrapper what awaited me. It was like breaking the seal on an ancient king's tomb; curses and reanimated bodies and all. But surely the taste would make up for it! Nope. Durian is just not for me. And maybe the real thing would be, not artificial cream sandwiched in a cookie, but I'm not dying to find out. I put the rest of the cookies in two, TWO Ziplock bags (the smell permeated through both of them), and tossed them in our outside garbage can. That garbage can smelled like rancid death for days after the city emptied it.
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    Episode 224.5 - Minisode 224.5

    Oh yeah, it's a whole thing, haha. There was also an SNES version of the board game that I played quite a lot since it had a single-player human option.
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    Episode 224.5 - Minisode 224.5

    Speaking of Clue, did anyone else read the book series in the 90s? I used to love them, even if they were pretty silly.
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    Episode 224.5 - Minisode 224.5

    I have the same fear. I had an eye exam earlier this year and the optometrist's assistant started sneezing while I was in the room. She told me it was a seasonal allergy unrelated to me, and I could just barely smell what I was wearing, but I immediately assumed she was lying to be nice/professional and I was triggering her allergies, and I felt like garbage the rest of the day. Jason Lives is pretty good, although I don't know if I'd say it's the best of the series. I'm partial to 4, but I think I like the first four and then six and seven equally.
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    Event Horizon (1997)

    Oh, no worries! Yeah, I constantly check that site when it comes to horror because I'm tired of animals "dying" for no real reason or way too graphically in addition to eye gore. That is an interesting idea, you may be onto something. It seems like a lot more American horror movies these last few years have upped the eye violence too.
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    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    Budgetary issues aside, I wish they'd at least tried to throw a few more non-humanoid aliens in. Head in a Jar and Green Guy were pretty much the only sci-fi guys.
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    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    The library district I belong to has local art displayed all year long, there's always something new when I'm there. Stop sleeping on your libraries!
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    The Perfection (2019)

    Whew, just Wiki'd the plot and yikes.
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    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    Had the exact same thought. Also, "a barren desert of whiteness", sounds like Scottsdale, AZ.
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    Episode 224: Starcrash: LIVE!

    Why was Christopher Plummer kind of transparent at the end on his Pittsburgh Steelers Subaru throne? I thought he was going to be a hologram again, but then he wasn't? I dunno. Maybe it's just me, but 97% of the costumes in this movie really drew the eye to the crotch. I wish Stella'd worn the red and silver number with the cape more, it was a good look. I really liked the mini glass spaceship they took to the Amazon planet. Throw some succulents, some cushions and pillows, a stack of books, and a big fuzzy blanket in there and I'd be set for life.
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    Joker (2019)

    I'm on the fence about this one. It feels like I've been hearing about it forever, and the security and news coverage almost daring people to commit acts of violence, add in some middling reviews from people whose opinions I trust, and the one-millionth fucking time we have to watch Batman's parents get murdered. But, those same reviews praise JP's performance, so, fence.
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    Episode 223.5 - Minisode 223.5

    The Visitor is fantastic. It's like nine good movies thrown into a bingo hopper.