MondoMudbutt
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Cheese please. I’m nervous and my Tervis mug has slugs.
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Cheese please. I’m nervous and my Tervis mug has slugs. -
Stingy man, he was. Wouldn’t even buy me that 69-inch dildo donkey snorkel set.
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Stingy man, he was. Wouldn’t even buy me that 69-inch dildo donkey snorkel set. -
Tickets are free for whatever guy sees Verne Troyer make some of his own creamy goodness.
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Tickets are free for whatever guy sees Verne Troyer make some of his own creamy goodness. -
Push the feelings down and act normal—the horse you broke up with, Mr. Hands, is walking over.
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Push the feelings down and act normal—the horse you broke up with, Mr. Hands, is walking over. -
Just drop it—It’s a hot iron for goodness sakes!
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Just drop it—It’s a hot iron for goodness sakes! -
Freeze dried catfish stop meowing once they get Fancy Feast.
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Freeze dried catfish stop meowing once they get Fancy Feast. -
Absence makes the heart grow fonder of the absence of people, because people are awful.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder of the absence of people, because people are awful. -
The deed is done. You’ve had your fun. Open wide, here comes your punishment, grandpa...
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The deed is done. You’ve had your fun. Open wide, here comes your punishment, grandpa...A WHOLE HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE BAR! -
Not once in my life have I regretted eating my cat's feces to win that dime to buy a lemon head.
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Not once in my life have I regretted eating my cat's feces to win that dime to buy a lemon head. -
I never thought I'd see the day when we stop incest. My family is cheesed off.
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I never thought I'd see the day when we stop incest. My family is cheesed off. -
Bungalow 5 is where my cousin died, my mother lied, and where I rubbed one out on repeated occasions.
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Bungalow 5 is where my cousin died, my mother lied, and where I rubbed one out on repeated occasions. -
Five L's go West to find someone to smoke them.
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Five L's go West to find someone to smoke them. -
The best way to start your weekend is to relive the week you just hated.
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The best way to start your weekend is to relive the week you just hated. -
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've created a crazed recluse.
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've created a crazed recluse. -
The horse whisperer whispered sweet whispers into the whiskers of the rat he so dearly loved.
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The horse whisperer whispered sweet whispers into the whiskers of the rat he so dearly loved. -
The sky was red and the feds passed wind. We knew we were finally safe.
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The sky was red and the feds passed wind. We knew we were finally safe. -
Bless the heart that feeds the head, for the head goes down until completion.
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Bless the heart that feeds the head, for the head goes down until completion. -
The frontier was left barren. His penis and balls were now naked.
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The frontier was left barren. His penis and balls were now naked. -
With all this crazy news, I’d say it’s about time for my annual penetration spa with my dudes.
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With all this crazy news, I’d say it’s about time for my annual penetration spa with my dudes. -
Green onion bunions, please. My grandmother just passed.
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Green onion bunions, please. My grandmother just passed.